No Police Allowed

This guy may look like a total douchebag hipster fag, but I like his no police allowed in the cafe policy. It's a place where peaceful douches can sip on their java cups without fear of getting tased or having a night stick shoved up their ass. Although I bet he would enjoy a night stick shoved up his ass.

  • vulture May 20, 2014

    i like his attitude who wants a pig sat next to you drinking coffee while talking privatly

  • tgarner May 20, 2014

    I tried that at my house once.........didn't work!

  • eat3beans May 20, 2014

    Finally some balls, good for him

  • preferemshaved May 20, 2014

    Let's see how this guy acts when he's getting robbed.

  • sleeko May 20, 2014

    So, I guess he just gave the green light to any potential robbers. What a commie fucktard. Portland is such a dump.

  • crazyvet May 20, 2014

    I want to see a donut shop owner with balls like this.

  • ven0m89 May 20, 2014

    Fuck him

  • xizang May 20, 2014

    My bet is on the owner of the restaurant having his Glock handy to take care of robbery attempts himself. And I don't think cops are a protected class - race, creed, color, religion, national origin, etc. are protected. You can refuse service to cops and lawyers.

  • drbrownsteine May 20, 2014

    Very typical for portland hippies. ((I live in northeast portland and know exactly where that asshole is!!))) I'm going to interview him for u guys and ask if he does want a nice dildo up his ass! Who's with me!!? Little homo!

  • pinkdildolickr May 20, 2014

    I guess in portland you can just ban anybody from your place of business just based on what they do for a living? I guess its a good thing he doesn't hate people that suck cock or he'd have to kill himself

  • rockinron May 20, 2014

    the dude was not suffering from a heroin overdose, he was enjoying that shit and ddnt want the cops to rain on his parade!

  • solidbriscoe May 20, 2014

    What do expect from \"porn\"land?

  • uk-13astard May 20, 2014

    i kinda like him but you carnt trust vegans lol with there shifty eyes

  • potrostation May 20, 2014

    Wow! normally the PDX pigs go in a shoot everyone dead; and get two weeks paid vacation. No grand jury in Oregon has ever indited a cop for shooting someone while on duty.

  • ouch May 20, 2014

    I hope someone robs him and he calls 911 and they say GET FUCKED!

  • solidbriscoe May 20, 2014

    ^said like the way Stu Spasm said it on lubricated goat plays the devils music... Jason the unpopular.

  • bennyboy19 May 20, 2014

    Police have the right to do anything, including shooting his ass. The words "land of the free" is just an illusion.

  • fistermister May 21, 2014

    I have that same policiey at my house too.

  • cellule May 21, 2014

    No police in my café. Just sugar & cream, lots of cream.

  • gt3071r May 21, 2014

    He didn't want them in there b/c thats where the guy got his dope from, he dont want dem drug dogs sniffing in his shit.

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