Making Death A Lot More Fun

All right, now this is what we need. Let's make capital punishment a lot more entertaining. Kudos to Ohio for the kick ass head ripping machine. I'm also pretty stoked on the Texas Mashinator. They definitely execute enough people to put that to use. Let's get this shit on pay per view. Party at my house next execution!

17 Comments
  • potrostation May 25, 2014

    To bad it's fake news.

    +7
  • rockinron May 25, 2014

    in michigan we have death by jigabo. (you gotta walk down 8mile in detroit at 1 am with a sign that says i hate niggers)

    +9
  • l25 May 25, 2014

    I would belive that some politican sickos in the USA will do that for sure!

    +1
  • solidbriscoe May 25, 2014

    Comedy.

    +2
  • thunderbutt May 25, 2014

    I got one on EBAY

    +2
  • wifebeater2000 May 25, 2014

    san frasicos is the virginator.. restiches gay assholes while the razors scrape their stomach swallowed jizz from forever ago..

    +1
  • eat3beans May 25, 2014

    DUDE! Can we make open for public viewing?

    +0
  • sirfartsalot May 25, 2014

    On a serious note, I don't know why we just don't bring back the guillotine. No drugs to buy and it is about as fast as it gets.

    +5
  • englishgent May 25, 2014

    I was more interested in the news lady. Love to see her on naked news!

    +2
  • m1009 May 25, 2014

    Wouldn't a single bullet to the head be cheaper and quicker

    +2
  • xizang May 26, 2014

    I agree - beheading in public would be faster, cheaper, and serve to both deter capitol offenses, and to liven up really boring cable tv.

    +3
  • handsomedevil May 26, 2014

    i hope none of you guys took this seriously for a minute.Lmao i had a good 'lol' tho.

    +0
  • nh3kid May 26, 2014

    I would wait IN LINE FOR TICKETS !!

    +1
  • dozer67 May 26, 2014

    Ha ha ha That had me for a min...

    +1
  • cellule May 26, 2014

    That should do the trick for the huge blackhead on my nose.

    +0
  • candle May 28, 2014

    A.. I wanted to see what they found in her back yard. Now I'll never know.

    +0
  • unknownwtf June 13, 2014

    to expensive - Baby sledge to the back of the head is all you need its cheap and eventually painless.

    +0
 
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