Big Boat Half off Sale

jay
15,938 Views 2 years ago

Have you ever wanted to own a big fucking boat, but just don't have the millions that it takes to buy one? Today is your lucky day, because these guys have a big fucking boat, for a fraction of the cost. It might have soggy carpets, and some electrical issues, but I'm sure sitting in your front yard, as a yard yacht it will be awesome.

15 Comments
  • thunderbutt May 30, 2014

    Good! Take that you rich cocksucker!

    +5
  • wifebeater2000 May 30, 2014

    that's probley why thers 9 deagxicans hanging from a bridge

    +1
  • chupamiverga May 30, 2014

    looks like the dumbasses forgot to set the ballasts. he could have just done it in the water to correct itself but it was to late. the boat was leaning way to far to the side.

    +0
  • xizang May 30, 2014

    Boats need ballast. This builder and captain didn't get the memo.

    +2
  • br8kalegridin May 30, 2014

    maybe he shouldn't of broke the bottle on the boat as you can tell it was to "shipfaced" to float

    +2
  • fistermister May 30, 2014

    I caught myself tilting my head to the left trying to right the boat.

    +0
  • potrostation May 30, 2014

    This is why you put the bar in the middle of the boat not port-side.

    +1
  • donunderstan May 30, 2014

    Boats are supposed to be built like a Kardashian, bottom heavy. Not built like Dolly Parton dumbasses.

    +2
  • vulture May 30, 2014

    on the plus side...it did'nt sink

    +0
  • zahnfee May 30, 2014

    ...Americans...

    -2
  • solidbriscoe May 30, 2014

    @thunder... I couldn't have said better myself. +1

    +0
  • cellule May 30, 2014

    Instead, what about a shim under your wooden leg, Captain..??

    +0
  • rockinron May 30, 2014

    would catch me on that boat for nothing if it rolls that easy

    +3
  • pussysurveyor May 31, 2014

    So it has a little rolling moment issue. Don't be so goddamn picky.

    +0
  • outlawscumbag June 1, 2014

    YOU FUCKED UP!! YOU FUCKED UP!! YOU FUCKED UP!!!

    +0
 
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