Twofer Tuesday: Close Calls

Here are a couple close calls that would make the hair on your balls stand up straight. Both of these fuckers came very close to getting properly fucking crushed or smeared. I wonder if the guy sun tanning even realizes it.

9 Comments
  • fistermister June 3, 2014

    That must mean when they say dumb is blinded.

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  • zahnfee June 3, 2014

    They say that the second guy realized the incomming plane and lay faced down in cover position.

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  • ven0m89 June 3, 2014

    That plane was a boner away from disaster.

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  • goodster June 3, 2014

    The first guy realized that his "MUM" was calling and he was late for her sponge bath.

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  • candle June 3, 2014

    wow, never seen anybody get bitch slapped by a car before.

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  • rockinron June 3, 2014

    for sale: cessna 272 very minor fuselage damage massive interiour damage.(pilot seat and cock pit full of shit)

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  • solidbriscoe June 3, 2014

    Helgoland....

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  • cellule June 3, 2014

    Your red flag is broken, the car did'nt stopped.

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  • txdo_msk June 4, 2014

    I was kinda hoping that cessna was a tail dragger.

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