Ukraine Execution

jay
33,166 Views 2 years ago

I just cancelled my Ukraine vacation. Sorry Ukraine, but I'm going to Armenia instead. It's safer there and they have vampires. You don't want to be in on vacation, and say the wrong thing. Next thing you know, you are being shot in the back of the head. Call me crazy.

11 Comments
  • xizang June 7, 2014

    After the coming civil war in the USA, there are going to be lots of these in Washington DC

    +6
  • vulture June 7, 2014

    my last request would have been a black shirt and then shuffle along the wall so he missed

    +2
  • crazyvet June 7, 2014

    That was a hell of a lot of words for ready, aim, fire.

    +3
  • bennyboy19 June 7, 2014

    At least they didn't talk shit for 5 mins before shooting. They just said, it's politics, nothing personal, BANG!

    +1
  • happyjack June 7, 2014

    Different language but same boring pregame speech.

    +0
  • 2indastink June 7, 2014

    cum on my tits then stick a finger in my rectal passage.

    -1
  • livan June 7, 2014

    He says - Ukrainian authorities have captured my man, I offered to swap prisoners. Here in captivity security and intelligence officers, but I refused. So Ukraine does not need its officers and I especially do not want it. I'll shoot every hour for two people, this warning Turchinov and chop (organizers suppress separatists)

    +0
  • rockinron June 7, 2014

    thank god they don't like the food at alans snack bar!

    +1
  • rasriff June 7, 2014

    Hey, mustache. Shut the fuck up and kill the guy already!

    +0
  • cellule June 7, 2014

    "With our Super balistic glasses, you will need a better excuse than vodka for missing your hit, even in the dark.."

    +0
  • ghosthunter June 7, 2014

    In the middle of the nigh and you 2 just stand there. Hell I would have ran for it.

    +0
 
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