I guess even in Chechnya a woman's place is in the kitchen, and this one overstayed her recess time. So back to the stove with you woman or Boris is going to do your other eye's makeup for the week.
Translation " Even 2inda`s girlfriend the goat has a bigger penis than you! "
my new girlfriend is now a chinchilla ......keeps my penis nice and warm and won't cheat on me..... again.
I guess that's what you tell a woman with two black eyes.
he will be having spam sandwiches for 2 weeks
why do women challenge men? when they know damn well even the geekiest old man will lay waste to the best olympic fighting woman. seriously ladys chivalry is dead as fuck guys will knock your dumb ass out if you fuck with us and push us to far. if your only defence is betting on us not hitting you because your a woman, then your most likely gonna get fucked up if you run your mouth or swing. just stay nice and sweet and let us fuck your ass and face now and then, none of us enjoy knocking out a big mouth bitch but we all will do it if you push us far enough. ok shut the fuck up rockinron.
Take that ...... BITCH
The only sandwich she got was a knuckle one.
Translation from Russian-Car Rear inscription, ........ woman often recommended to wash Men dick.
Need attention? There you go. Want an applepie with it?..
From Russia with love!
that's the last time you don't make me a sammich and give me a blowjob bitch
That kitchen looks alot like a sidewalk. interior designers must be well paid