Nothing will ruin a good skate session like ripping your asshole open and bleeding all over your underwear. That sounds even less appealing than a broken leg. Better go get some maxi pads, bro.
To have 5-7 guys looking and touching your ass & nutsac is not cool. Even for professional matter. It's just wrong.
buy a car you sad cunt.....
I'm not even going to say it.
Doctor: Did you boyfriend get a little rough with you?
Man: No it was a skateboard accident
Doctor: i've heard that a million times son. Use lube next time.
when i saw that rail i knew this was going to be painfull
thats what she said!
C'mon pussy you act like it the first time you had your ass pounded!
This is why kids ride skateboards and grown ups drive cars
Oh mike! U got ur but cherry poped!? Who's the lucky guy?
Looks like its your time of the month, brah.
The bleeding is from last night when his butt buddy rammed it home
If you had a job this would not have happend.
He's butt buddy is hatting that, he wanted to fuck his ass that night, not now.
That's a great home remedy for a pilonidal cyst!
like that fags never been bang that hard before.
guess it beats the big black dick that ripped his asshole last time
Good. Now he can spend his shitty little paycheck on depends in lieu of tattoos. Good for god!
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