Hallelujah Mountain Dew

Big Jeff
14,650 Views 2 years ago

Damn brother you have more worries to deal with than lack of snacks. Hell to help your ass out you should schedule classes on each end of the school the 4 years you're there.

30 Comments
  • donunderstan June 16, 2014

    Taking bets on what gets him first. Diabetes or heart attack. Either one works for me.

    +12
  • wifebeater2000 June 16, 2014

    virgin.... or talking turd

    +11
  • tuck8541 June 16, 2014

    Hey hey hey, drink Mountain Dew and you'll turn fat and gay!

    +1
  • vulture June 16, 2014

    did he escape from the walruss tank

    +6
  • ghosthunter June 16, 2014

    Fat Albert lives.

    +6
  • lick-yer-clit June 16, 2014

    what a fat tub of shit,,,,he need one of the african kids diets

    +4
  • cellule June 16, 2014

    Stick to Mountain Dew. I don't want to see what he would say if he ever get some pussy..

    +0
  • crazyasshole June 16, 2014

    if I stabbed him in the face would he bleed twinkie filling ?

    +2
  • lobster June 16, 2014

    Rolled all the way to class

    +2
  • scottishtits77 June 16, 2014

    Disgusting, worthless waste of skin and organs. Kill that fat cunt with fire before it breeds. Talking pile of sloppy shite needs to stay off the fucking internet, nobody needs to see or hear that massive obese disgusting cunt.

    +1
  • solidbriscoe June 16, 2014

    Wtf is wrong with your lips? It's called lip balm you fatfucker.

    +2
  • corruptedsob June 16, 2014

    Shut the fuck up

    +2
  • rockinron June 16, 2014

    thank god almighty there wasn't a bucket of chicken in that break room, or this fat fuck woulda went on with his food porn discription for 10 more minutes!

    +4
  • pinkdildolickr June 16, 2014

    Jabba the Hut because a black preacher after his gig with star wars ended I guess

    +1
  • fistermister June 16, 2014

    Planed parenthood's Only video, reason to abort!

    +2
  • honkie365 June 16, 2014

    I'm caught between "If Obama had a son..." and "a credit to his race." OK, I'll go with both.

    +3
  • eat3beans June 16, 2014

    You're 16 years old and this is you're 1st day of school?

    +3
  • crazyvet June 16, 2014

    Ever wonder what happened to the Martin Luther King blood line of illegitimate kids?

    +3
  • happyjack June 16, 2014

    Damn....I picked so much pride so little to be proud of. Oh well I had a 1 in 3 chance of guessing right.

    -4
  • outlawscumbag June 16, 2014

    I bet he smells like sour dough bread, hair grease, and B.O. that could choke a pig.

    +3
  • vaticider June 16, 2014

    I wasn't that excited when I lost my virginity.

    +2
  • honkie365 June 17, 2014

    Diabetes before he's 21 and at least one stroke before he's 40. What the hell, medical care is free for some people.

    +3
  • drtyrell June 17, 2014

    Thank God Mountain Dew is lethal.

    +1
  • rodeye2 June 17, 2014

    Isn't it suppose to be grape drink.

    +2
  • rodeye2 June 17, 2014

    Kids take notes,this is what you want to duck behind in case of a school shooting.

    +6
  • handsomedevil June 17, 2014

    every race has it's faults, and yes, some of those faults are immensely annoying, but none are annoying quite like niggers when they are being real niggerish. baboons

    +0
  • gotalongone June 17, 2014

    I'd like to 69 with my boy, he could be on top !! His lips would feel GREAT on my white cock, plus you know he can't wipe his own ass so I could use his ass juice for lube when I buttfuck his fat pooper, yummmmy :)

    -4
  • candle June 17, 2014

    He's pretty cool. I'd hang out with him, but I'd lock my fridge first

    +1
  • blaaap June 17, 2014

    Good to see that the muppet show is back on air.

    +0
  • unknownwtf June 19, 2014

    dude may be a fun guy to hang out with I mean think about it hell shade any were any time humor watching him try to get up out of a chair or out of his car and just think of the fun if you trip him going down a flight of stairs hehehe just saying its not as bad as it would seem well as long as your not below him on the stairs.

    +0
 
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