Damn brother you have more worries to deal with than lack of snacks. Hell to help your ass out you should schedule classes on each end of the school the 4 years you're there.
Taking bets on what gets him first. Diabetes or heart attack. Either one works for me.
virgin.... or talking turd
Hey hey hey, drink Mountain Dew and you'll turn fat and gay!
did he escape from the walruss tank
Fat Albert lives.
what a fat tub of shit,,,,he need one of the african kids diets
Stick to Mountain Dew. I don't want to see what he would say if he ever get some pussy..
if I stabbed him in the face would he bleed twinkie filling ?
Rolled all the way to class
Disgusting, worthless waste of skin and organs. Kill that fat cunt with fire before it breeds. Talking pile of sloppy shite needs to stay off the fucking internet, nobody needs to see or hear that massive obese disgusting cunt.
Wtf is wrong with your lips? It's called lip balm you fatfucker.
Shut the fuck up
thank god almighty there wasn't a bucket of chicken in that break room, or this fat fuck woulda went on with his food porn discription for 10 more minutes!
Jabba the Hut because a black preacher after his gig with star wars ended I guess
Planed parenthood's Only video, reason to abort!
I'm caught between "If Obama had a son..." and "a credit to his race." OK, I'll go with both.
You're 16 years old and this is you're 1st day of school?
Ever wonder what happened to the Martin Luther King blood line of illegitimate kids?
Damn....I picked so much pride so little to be proud of. Oh well I had a 1 in 3 chance of guessing right.
I bet he smells like sour dough bread, hair grease, and B.O. that could choke a pig.
I wasn't that excited when I lost my virginity.
Diabetes before he's 21 and at least one stroke before he's 40. What the hell, medical care is free for some people.
Thank God Mountain Dew is lethal.
Isn't it suppose to be grape drink.
Kids take notes,this is what you want to duck behind in case of a school shooting.
every race has it's faults, and yes, some of those faults are immensely annoying, but none are annoying quite like niggers when they are being real niggerish. baboons
I'd like to 69 with my boy, he could be on top !! His lips would feel GREAT on my white cock, plus you know he can't wipe his own ass so I could use his ass juice for lube when I buttfuck his fat pooper, yummmmy :)
He's pretty cool. I'd hang out with him, but I'd lock my fridge first
Good to see that the muppet show is back on air.
dude may be a fun guy to hang out with I mean think about it hell shade any were any time humor watching him try to get up out of a chair or out of his car and just think of the fun if you trip him going down a flight of stairs hehehe just saying its not as bad as it would seem well as long as your not below him on the stairs.
Ey - King Kong, stop playin' with ya vibrator!