Half The Man He Used To Be

Everybody has gathered around to welcome him to his new life as a half-man. I don't if that new life is going to last very long, so make sure to get pictures while you can. I don't think he's as excited about it as everyone else is.

27 Comments
  • potrostation June 17, 2014

    Half a man and railroad tracks.... I'm getting a clue to what happened here.

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  • fistermister June 17, 2014

    He has good reason to not worry about having clean underwear.

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  • douchebaggins June 17, 2014

    They sent him to the store to get milk and he came back with half and half..Idiot.

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  • xizang June 17, 2014

    Did he lose his penis and balls, or not?

    As for those legs... If you hurry and take them home, they're fresh meat that you can cut some great steaks and roasts. Time to stock up the freezer!

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  • rockinron June 17, 2014

    pardon me but would you happen to have any grey poupon?

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  • vulture June 17, 2014

    i'll grab his arms you grab his legs...eerrrrr thats not quite what i ment

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  • ghosthunter June 17, 2014

    Just crawl it off man.

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  • br8kalegridin June 17, 2014

    They put him on the scooter to quickly put him out of misery...cause we all know whats about to happen to the scooter.

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  • cruiserman June 17, 2014

    Yamaha ambulance.....never seen one before..

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  • donunderstan June 17, 2014

    He still barely fit in the vehicle. Good thing too cause he won't stay on a scooter anymore.

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  • lobster June 17, 2014

    Half-assed suicide attempt

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  • cellule June 17, 2014

    Man-up, get your life back on tracks. Shit happens, so f*ckin' what!?

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  • spinal12 June 17, 2014

    Big boss

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  • fonzcrazysgv1 June 17, 2014

    he tried to kick his son in the head but realizes that it was gone

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  • corruptedsob June 17, 2014

    Shake a leg another trains coming

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  • matv June 17, 2014

    I saw an extra arm in another post.

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  • pizzapie June 17, 2014

    ching tang dong = Quick dig a hole.

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  • seamorebuts June 17, 2014

    lol

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  • shadow83222 June 17, 2014

    Hard way to get a free sex change...

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  • handsomedevil June 17, 2014

    life was cut short

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  • solidbriscoe June 18, 2014

    At least they still have some chicken legs.

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  • rodeye2 June 18, 2014

    He thought train have rubber wheels like mo-ped.

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  • rodeye2 June 18, 2014

    he lived on the wong side of the tracks.

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  • unknownwtf June 21, 2014

    look hes still trying to play hokey pokey.

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  • aelin_hbiyrd August 22, 2014

    "You guy grabbed my legs, right?"

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  • madmannin September 12, 2014

    he should defo get half fare for tuk tuk/taxi ride :)

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  • lilsuz December 17, 2015

    Oh my gawd! Were they dragging his exposed lower half across the ground? Geez!!!! #1 son yelling at the crowd, 'Don't follow so close!' As people step on pop's entrails making for a jarring halt....

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