Everybody has gathered around to welcome him to his new life as a half-man. I don't if that new life is going to last very long, so make sure to get pictures while you can. I don't think he's as excited about it as everyone else is.
Half a man and railroad tracks.... I'm getting a clue to what happened here.
He has good reason to not worry about having clean underwear.
They sent him to the store to get milk and he came back with half and half..Idiot.
Did he lose his penis and balls, or not?
As for those legs... If you hurry and take them home, they're fresh meat that you can cut some great steaks and roasts. Time to stock up the freezer!
pardon me but would you happen to have any grey poupon?
i'll grab his arms you grab his legs...eerrrrr thats not quite what i ment
Just crawl it off man.
They put him on the scooter to quickly put him out of misery...cause we all know whats about to happen to the scooter.
Yamaha ambulance.....never seen one before..
He still barely fit in the vehicle. Good thing too cause he won't stay on a scooter anymore.
Half-assed suicide attempt
Man-up, get your life back on tracks. Shit happens, so f*ckin' what!?
he tried to kick his son in the head but realizes that it was gone
Shake a leg another trains coming
I saw an extra arm in another post.
ching tang dong = Quick dig a hole.
Hard way to get a free sex change...
life was cut short
At least they still have some chicken legs.
He thought train have rubber wheels like mo-ped.
he lived on the wong side of the tracks.
look hes still trying to play hokey pokey.
"You guy grabbed my legs, right?"
he should defo get half fare for tuk tuk/taxi ride :)
Oh my gawd! Were they dragging his exposed lower half across the ground? Geez!!!! #1 son yelling at the crowd, 'Don't follow so close!' As people step on pop's entrails making for a jarring halt....