I guess it was a little too heavy. He may need to go wipe now, after all that straining. He could have even pushed his way to a prolapse. How exciting that would be for him.
Q: "Who is the president of the US???" ... A: "Some fucking asshole!"../ he's fine
I don't need no stinking spotters.... Aw, right.
You impressed all those dudes. Sure didn't impress the girl...
Oh yeah, prove that youre a Real Man! Lift shit up!
Dead man walking.
Should've rolled it to his ankles like a tube of shit filled toothpaste.
Too much jerk and not enough clean.
He missed a good chance to snap his fuckin' neck! @ thunderbutt, that was fuckin' funny!!!
"I lift things up and I put them down!"
Don't sprain your vagina on the way down.
"Hey go get a coil of 3/10 BX cable!" -"Shit no, I gotta be in shape for the gym tonight.."
girls are only impressed by two things- 1). a nice fat dick; and 2). a nice fat bill fold. get your weight up, and not those weights up. real talk.
stick to jerkin your gerkin buddy!
December 9, 2016 Hey. Show us your tits. Thanks....
December 8, 2016 To the mad negger: