I guess it was a little too heavy. He may need to go wipe now, after all that straining. He could have even pushed his way to a prolapse. How exciting that would be for him.
Q: "Who is the president of the US???" ... A: "Some fucking asshole!"../ he's fine
I don't need no stinking spotters.... Aw, right.
You impressed all those dudes. Sure didn't impress the girl...
Oh yeah, prove that youre a Real Man! Lift shit up!
Dead man walking.
Should've rolled it to his ankles like a tube of shit filled toothpaste.
Too much jerk and not enough clean.
He missed a good chance to snap his fuckin' neck! @ thunderbutt, that was fuckin' funny!!!
"I lift things up and I put them down!"
Don't sprain your vagina on the way down.
"Hey go get a coil of 3/10 BX cable!" -"Shit no, I gotta be in shape for the gym tonight.."
girls are only impressed by two things- 1). a nice fat dick; and 2). a nice fat bill fold. get your weight up, and not those weights up. real talk.
stick to jerkin your gerkin buddy!