Escalators You're Doing it Wrong

jay
13,761 Views 2 years ago

How long have these two people been on the great planet earth? Is today the first day that you two seen a escalator? I have to give it to yellow pants, she almost made it to the top, only to fail miserably and sit on her ass for the ride down. Maybe the old guy was trying to save money on a gym membership, and just is getting his stair stepper on.

15 Comments
  • feelnlow June 20, 2014

    Id have a soda pop stand set up right at the top greeting them oh so gladly to help quinch that thirst when or IF they made it. You can make a killing off stupid people. I guarantee If Billy Mays was still alive he'd contest to that.

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  • crazyvet June 20, 2014

    Bet that guy's hair was dark when he started that stupid shit.

    +8
  • vulture June 20, 2014

    old guy would have made it untill she flashed her snatch

    +3
  • solidbriscoe June 20, 2014

    Remember, there's always a couple of fuckwits to do such things. So get your camera ready, and let it happen.

    +0
  • cruiserman June 20, 2014

    is this for real?

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  • big_daddy305 June 20, 2014

    Duh, how does I escalator?

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  • dozer67 June 20, 2014

    Was this guy a cop in his younger days?

    +1
  • mykejp June 20, 2014

    A typical Polish escalator.

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  • mrpoop June 20, 2014

    that chick has a nice ass

    -1
  • cellule June 21, 2014

    S1 level? ..from the RC, you go down to the 2nd floor, then..

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  • rockinron June 21, 2014

    Alzheimer's must be exhausting for some old folks..

    +2
  • vaticider June 21, 2014

    When the escalators broke...It becomes STAIRS!!!

    +0
  • jlm77 June 21, 2014

    the motor city has really gone to shit

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  • handsomedevil June 21, 2014

    she would have used the elevator but she's scared of spaceships.

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  • unknownwtf June 21, 2014

    welcome to D.C. were all the retards go to work and play.

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