I know you missed your Friday Fails, and today is Friday! The fails are brought to you by the letter D. Yes, D as in Douche Bags. First you have a douche driving a boat, trying to be cool. You were cool, until you got knocked the fuck out when you hit the deck. Maybe next time ease off the douche, and just chill. The broad in the green was going to blow you. Now she is going to visit you in the hospital. The second douche. Words can't express how douchey this guy is. Just enjoy it.