Rollerblader Gets A Facial

As a life-long skateboarder, I just love seeing rollerbladers hurt themselves. It's what they get for strapping on a pair of fruit boots. I'm sure this one is used to getting facials, but not as painful as this one.

15 Comments
  • rockinron June 24, 2014

    i'd say torn neck mandable muscles, fractured jaw, several molars compressed into the jaw, lots of localised tissue trama. A.K.A. dude fucked his face up something fierce!

    +3
  • corruptedsob June 24, 2014

    Nice fucking camera work jackass

    +2
  • cellule June 24, 2014

    How to blow-jobs through a straw? Can the painkillers replace the anal lube? Can a denture last more than 5 years?

    +0
  • spinal12 June 24, 2014

    Wow how cool

    -1
  • crazyvet June 24, 2014

    Sounded like he was saying, "where's my asshole?"

    +0
  • thunderbutt June 24, 2014

    Free Chiclets!

    +0
  • vulture June 24, 2014

    last time i heard something make a noise like that was in the zoo

    +0
  • cruiserman June 24, 2014

    What can I say....another fucking loser.

    +1
  • big_daddy305 June 24, 2014

    Learn sign language now, fucker.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe June 24, 2014

    Well, he doesn't have to worry about that mole on his chin anymore.

    +0
  • happyjack June 24, 2014

    The toughest part of rollerblading is your parents finding out that you are gay.

    +0
  • honkie365 June 24, 2014

    He won't be sucking cock for a while.

    +0
  • goodster June 24, 2014

    "So Hot, So Fresh,,,,Need Oven Mitts"!

    +0
  • pinkdildolickr June 25, 2014

    yeah...thats a shame...

    +0
  • handsomedevil June 25, 2014

    you know you just fucked yourself up good when you say, "dude, i don't feel nothing."

    -1
 
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