Granny Hates Motorcycles

Damn dude, you've got it all wrong. You're supposed to help old ladies cross the street, not run them down as they do it. Nah, I'm just kidding. It wasn't his fault. Granny was just trying to relive her days as a starting linebacker. Nice hit, Granny. You stopped a touchdown.

16 Comments
  • itzkhaoz July 3, 2014

    First!!

    -12
  • fistermister July 3, 2014

    Grandma got ran over by a biker.

    +1
  • vulture July 3, 2014

    she should go to japan she could loads of fun there

    +3
  • ptsd33 July 3, 2014

    Well if she didn't have dentures then she getting them paid for now.

    -1
  • donunderstan July 3, 2014

    I am a Prophet. Mans stood at the Pearly Gate. St.Peter asked God if maybe, \"just maybe Lord\" they should be a little different, you know, to be fruitful and all. GOD proclaimed \"you're right Pete. Give the dumb one a cunt\". Womens were born.

    +1
  • eat3beans July 3, 2014

    Grandma got run over by a reindeer, oh I mean motorcycle

    +1
  • cellule July 3, 2014

    Back in the days it was raining Messerschmitt fighter planes and they had to stop them with frying pans.. So a crouch rocket...

    -1
  • yeayeayea July 3, 2014

    Sue her old ass!

    -1
  • norwegiandrunk July 3, 2014

    she just got back from her doctor that told her she needed a new hip, grandma was like "fuck that i dont have that kinda cash, hmm i wonder if i can get hit by that bike"

    +0
  • tonyk July 3, 2014

    Looks like the biker would of hit one of those cars coming from the left anyway. He was doomed no matter what.

    +0
  • crazyvet July 3, 2014

    On the bright side, she has received scholarship offers from Alabama and LSU.

    +0
  • outlawscumbag July 3, 2014

    50 points, 25 point bonus for elderly.

    +1
  • rockinron July 4, 2014

    does he get 10 points for that or just a kick in the nuts?

    +0
  • donunderstan July 4, 2014

    Dude seriously @cull. Were you attracted to her. It's OK. She was a \"step\". Eat it and move on ...Austn Power Rules baby. Yeah. Now watch as America unleashes a naked Cam Diaz on your unwashed. I know, 7 secs after she did \"...about Mary\" then she is lessx I say again LESS hot than Drew Berrypreg...... Crap, I been drinking. Sorry Adam, sorry Jeff. (Adam, Jeffs parents are let down huh?) You should whisper when your say \"yup\".) Peace bitches.

    -1
  • ghosthunter July 4, 2014

    Props to the kid for helping grandma out.

    +0
  • rodeye2 July 6, 2014

    Grandma won't be needing E-lax today.

    +1
 
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