Pedal Faster and Harder

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Adam H.
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Check it out, guys. Iluvkitty just built himself a new bike and he wanted to share it with all of us. He says it rides like a dream and all of you are welcome to come take it for a spin anytime. Unless you have a vagina. He said those are gross.

23 Comments
  • fistermister July 9, 2014

    Thanks for the offer iluvkitty but I'm gonna take a pass on the aids spreader.

    +1
  • norwegiandrunk July 9, 2014

    now we all know what adamn wants for christmas

    +3
  • lick-yer-clit July 9, 2014

    its built for lance armstrong he been shafting the bike sports scene for years

    +4
  • xizang July 9, 2014

    NOW let's see who goes around sniffing bicycle seats...

    +3
  • jayisafag July 9, 2014

    That's Jay's gay pride bicycle ride on Sunday nights.

    +4
  • wardo56 July 9, 2014

    I want one!

    +0
  • crazyvet July 9, 2014

    Put a motor on that bitch and you could sell rides.

    +0
  • mykejp July 9, 2014

    A bicycle built for sluts.

    +0
  • ptsd33 July 9, 2014

    We're big talk and bigger talk banned? This reminded me of them.

    +4
  • solidbriscoe July 9, 2014

    Why did the bells stop? That's not really outside of the monastery is it? Disappointed!

    +2
  • pizzapie July 9, 2014

    These would sell like hotcakes in San Francisco

    +2
  • cellule July 9, 2014

    50% less chances of slipping of the saddle.

    +1
  • scottishtits77 July 9, 2014

    If it had a tit-licking attachment and slapped my arse then I'd buy it.

    +3
  • potrostation July 9, 2014

    six month back order in SF.

    +0
  • lobster July 9, 2014

    @ptsd33 this bike isn't for the bigtalk clan, theirs is the 10 inch model

    +2
  • goodster July 9, 2014

    ^^^Scotty,,,,,I'm a Blacksmith,,,I could forge a seat in front to face you and I can take right care of those issues myself.

    +2
  • handsomedevil July 10, 2014

    i bet it services the entire village. talk about "easy" transportation.

    -3
  • handsomedevil July 10, 2014

    i meant "cheap" transportation, but that still makes little sense, save for in a very roundabout way. i'm a retrad. fucking weed...

    -3
  • scottishtits77 July 10, 2014

    Thank Goodster. Nice offer, thank you. They're a bit floppy now though, so you'd probably end up trying to unwrap them from your neck like a long, twisty scarf. They've not lost all their boing yet mind you, once they get that bad you can forge a nice basket for me to stuff them in as I bob up n down on the SF fairy bike :)

    +3
  • fingers July 10, 2014

    Made for fat horny chicks.

    +0
  • goodster July 10, 2014

    ^^Scotty,, Anytime,, I'll get started on a design right away, just for you.

    +1
  • rockinron July 10, 2014

    can i get one of those for my mom?

    +2
  • goodster July 11, 2014

    ^Sure thing. What's the size of her ass? Width only.

    +1
 
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