His bright safety vest failed him. It didn't keep him from getting pinned between two vehicles. That really sucks. He died too, so that sucks even more for him. He probably even shit his pants. Bummer.
They're all standing around wondering what to do. Here's an idea, make him a cup of tea.
Balogna and cheese.
A pressing situation for sure.
Hell, get that guy some heroin to make his final moments a little more bearable.
Oh yeah, Allah is doing you a lot of good raghead.
"Calm down, tell me where it hurts.."
Even this fucker gets an Allahu Akbar? Wtf? Enjoy your 72 virgin boys.
My best guess is, he isn't going to be bothered by jock itch anymore.
Car bombers never lean how to use reverse in their cars.
Was supposed to be a beheading but failed
Try putting it in reverse
"gonna be late for dinner, babe. traffic is bumper-to-bumper."
Reverse? But then he might live!
dude i think you got some toyota all over you.
Allah is busy listening to all the other calls in the middle-east wars.