All right, she's all primed up and ready to go. I think she's far past the point of rejecting you, so go get it while the getting is good. Right there in the hallway is the perfect spot. You don't want her puking in your room.
All the times I was alone in a hotel room around the country, why didn't this ever happen to me?
She can still walk she'll probably reject me
hi neighbours i'm home...splat
Now I'll relate this little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night she knocks on my door
Drunk again and looking to score
Now I know I should say no
But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb
But I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem
this is why i cant have a relationship, once she wakes up she starts screaming and running for the door.
Just how i like them!
Isn't that the usual mating call?
Good luck finding the key.
Well...she's ready now. Just leave her there. Be there in a minute.
That's a sure thing if I've ever seen one!!
gotta love drunken sluts.
2nd base here I cum
What an easy Lay tonight.