Well that's a first. I've seen plenty of guys faceplant, but I've never seen anyone do it so hard that it ripped a chunk of hair from his head. Take that shit home and hang it on the wall.
Oh the tragedy, he's lost his hair extension, and that shit ain't cheap.
Hey bro what you doing today? Counting stars motherfucker, counting stars.
Mwah ha ha ha! So much fail, I like it!
Re-booting the brain.
just think this guy will probably be an elected official!
I could feel the crunch in my neck just watching that. Tuck and roll next time dude
Any reason to call in to work. What's wrong this time josh?
Josh: bad haircut sir, I can't sell comics today.
I not only like their product. But I bought the company.
Now I see why all these fuckers have long hair. To cushion the blow when they fuck up and land head first.
Now get your skateboard, your balls need some trimming.
I could watch him do that until he's bald
Hopefully that knocked a little sense into him and he realized that haircut is gay