Man's best friend just became the biggest dick at the party. Thanks to Barky here, we can't drink our beer. Wait a minute, maybe we should just give him a burger, and he will chill out. Maybe I should say, a burger and a beer.
That's a good guard dog.
Truly man's Best Friend!
bud light...he can keep it
Someone needs to tell that dog that what he is furiously fighting over is just bud light.
Is this even beer?
That dog is one nasty drunk...
poor dog, he thinks skunk beer is worth gaurding.
Go home Fido, you're drunk.
Some BITCH trained that lil' motherfucker! I know, cause the dog I trained brings me a Bud-light!
He don't care about that crap beer! He just wants to fuck the box!!
Somebody smash the dog with a brick.
I say shoot it.