Get Out Of The Road You Fucking Zombies

A bunch of super cool people decided to dress up as zombies and walk through downtown San Diego for Comic Con. But even more decided to just stand in the middle of the fucking road, blocking traffic. I figure if they want to dress and walk like zombies, then they should be treated like zombies. Run those flesh-eating cocksuckers over. But the only one actually run over was some old lady, and her arm got all fucked up.

18 Comments
  • sleeko July 29, 2014

    Perfectly legal, if the driver felt threatened.

    +10
  • xizang July 29, 2014

    No doubt they caught the driver by now. Most likely is in jail and his/her new lawyer has explained they are looking at a looooong jail sentence.

    -5
  • bennyboy19 July 29, 2014

    Pedestrian and cyclists need to be put in their fuckin' place. After waiting for 5 minutes, I would have done the same thing, especially if those fuckers started hitting and scratching my car. The other drivers should have followed the way too.

    +5
  • crazyvet July 29, 2014

    I heard something about the woman had kids in the car that were scared to death of what they thought were zombies.

    +4
  • sintekk July 29, 2014

    They would've moved if presented with my shitty car. People tend to respect loud vehicles that already have front end damage -- proof you don't fuck around.

    +3
  • vulture July 29, 2014

    if they won't get off the road drive on the pavement

    +0
  • fistermister July 29, 2014

    It's too bad that nobody was turned into a zombie.

    +0
  • mykejp July 29, 2014

    You're supposed to shoot zombies in the head. Otherwise they keep coming back

    +0
  • rockinron July 29, 2014

    damn no new zombies.

    +1
  • cellule July 29, 2014

    Who cares? Like she needs 2 arms at her age.

    +3
  • bigtex July 29, 2014

    If you decide to just stand if front of a car coming at you, you deserve whatever happens!!

    +4
  • ouch July 29, 2014

    SAFFO

    +0
  • 4u2nv-one July 29, 2014

    Too Funny, your Shocks are fine! Might want to check your breaks though!

    +0
  • pussysurveyor July 30, 2014

    She'll learn to get her goddamn ass out of the road.

    +0
  • norwegiandrunk July 30, 2014

    protip: dont stand in front of a car dressed like a zombie and expect the driver to know that you are just a faggoty ass comic geek

    +0
  • scottishtits77 July 30, 2014

    These cunt-bags who dress up like fuckin toddlers need to be mown down by a fuckin. 18 wheeler. Grow the fuck up ya fuckin fucks. Jesus fuckin Christ.

    +0
  • scottishtits77 July 31, 2014

    And, that old wifey doesn't need 2 arms anyway. She'll be dead soon enough.

    +0
  • dozer67 July 31, 2014

    In NYC this happens all the time!! "People blocking the road not the Zombies".. LOL

    +0
 
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