Let's Get Fucking Hammered

Getting hammered sounded like a fun idea, but then I saw what he really meant. Nothing about that looks fun. But since he's hammering away, I'd like to see him take some real swings with that fucking mallet.

25 Comments
  • zmolez August 7, 2014

    I guess that gives new meaning to knock on wood......

    +7
  • cuda1179 August 7, 2014

    I would just like to apologize for white people everywhere. Not all of us hate our dicks for being so small.

    +2
  • donunderstan August 7, 2014

    Trim your dingle berries you sick fuck.

    +3
  • xizang August 7, 2014

    I was expecting him to nail his penis to a tree. I'm disappointed.

    +1
  • fistermister August 7, 2014

    I am so happy my Father never taught me how to do that.

    +3
  • darksider803 August 7, 2014

    OMG WE finally found the true allusive real life NUMB NUTZ lol

    +4
  • lobster August 7, 2014

    This queer took his love for whack-a-mole much too far

    +4
  • zahnfee August 7, 2014

    So this is how Jay enjoy his birthday ;)

    +1
  • toesucker August 7, 2014

    Is this the new way of jelqing?

    +1
  • big_daddy305 August 7, 2014

    This is the same guy that was jerking off in front of his grandma a few weeks ago.

    +1
  • goodster August 7, 2014

    Beatin Your Meat,,,,, Your doing it wrong!

    +3
  • truckingman August 7, 2014

    FUCK!!! I'll just leave you a lone with your hammer.... (Runs to a Mack truck and floors it at this MF\" BIOTCH)

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • bigtex August 7, 2014

    Now this dude is a WHACK JOB!!!!

    +1
  • iamapocalypse August 7, 2014

    At least he didn't get shit faced too

    +0
  • spinal12 August 7, 2014

    da fuck is his problem

    +1
  • imallin9 August 7, 2014

    old school jew circumcision

    +2
  • happyjack August 7, 2014

    Just another proud member of WPWHTG (white people who hate their genitals).

    -2
  • eat3beans August 7, 2014

    NOOOOOO!

    +2
  • rockinron August 8, 2014

    give's beating your meat a whole new meaning

    +1
  • cellule August 8, 2014

    It gets the 2x4 shoved-up his ass in the right spot.

    +1
  • truckingman August 8, 2014

    I need a CAT797F or Bucyrus MT6300AC mining truck with 400-450 Tons of granite to flatten the BIOTCH's ass!!! Evilly LMMF"AO!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • pizzapie August 8, 2014

    Time for another beat down

    +2
  • whitemeatonly August 9, 2014

    Very nice penis

    +1
  • magnus October 22, 2014

    Hobby man hobby!!!!!!!

    +0
  • airsporter June 21, 2016

    Hope to Christ he isn't part of the Genome Project!

    +0
 
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