Machete Fights Don't Have Happy Endings

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Adam H.
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That was pretty fucking brutal, even by crazyshit standards. After getting hacked the fuck up, he got the coup de grace with a stab right in the chest. I'm happy to say that I've never lived in a neighborhood where there was a machete fight out in the street.

21 Comments
  • ludenlasivius August 12, 2014

    Holy shit, Adam can spell 'coup de grace'! You hafta look that up, man?

    +2
  • lobster August 12, 2014

    Always count on a monkey to beat on you when you're down

    +2
  • lick-yer-clit August 12, 2014

    fucking niggers always at it

    +6
  • iluvkitty August 12, 2014

    "coup de grace" =blow of mercy...... and we all know Adam can't say "blow" without thinking and looking for COCK.

    +1
  • big_daddy305 August 12, 2014

    You live by the machete, you die by a bunch of bitches with machetes.

    +3
  • vulture August 12, 2014

    could'nt be peace loving muslems they left his head on

    +3
  • fistermister August 12, 2014

    That guy made Boris the blade look like a pussy.

    +1
  • eat3beans August 12, 2014

    Chop suey couldn't get enough

    +2
  • junkhunter August 12, 2014

    Is that St. Louis?

    +0
  • spinal12 August 12, 2014

    Satan and obama are laughing in the heavens.

    +1
  • f8ed August 12, 2014

    Hate to sound racist, but......Had to be black.

    +2
  • crazyvet August 12, 2014

    And when I kill people with a machete, I find that the Acme brand holds the best edge and has the best overall balance.

    +2
  • happyjack August 12, 2014

    Who ever thinks those are black guys is fucking stupid. Look closely at the guys that walk toward the camera, the way they are dressed, and the nonathletic swing of the machete. Those are people from somewhere in South America if I had to guess.

    -1
  • vaticider August 12, 2014

    First off I'd rather be shot then macheted to death.

    The NRA need to get a good HD video of this and use it as there poster child as to why guns are better then big ass knives.

    -1
  • bennyboy19 August 12, 2014

    Hell yeah, lets go medieval and fight with swords!

    +0
  • sitonthis August 13, 2014

    Wish the quality was better, I'd love to see every swing of that steel strike flesh, watch the blood go flying everywhere as the parts of the guys head did as the machete wielding dude was swinging sideways!!

    -1
  • michaeldowntow August 13, 2014

    The good news is that every one of these savages will be going to hell.

    +0
  • captjim August 13, 2014

    It slices, it dices, it juliennes !!!

    -1
  • oldunclejohn August 13, 2014

    There's some quote about a dead horse and beating it that comes to mind. Or not whatever!

    +0
  • txdo_msk August 13, 2014

    Geez! That last dude could use an anger management class.

    +1
  • dougiestyle12 August 14, 2014

    ahh shit

    +0
 
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