Mexican Paratrooper Training

Mexicans are really good at some things, but not so good at others. For example, they excel at fitting dozens of them into a pickup truck, making tacos and dismembering each other. But one thing they're not so good at is parachuting. I think somebody might be a little dizzy right now.

33 Comments
  • crazyvet August 27, 2014

    Evening news; We have 13 lost Mexican Paratroopers 40 miles south of Mexico City. There is a 10 peso reward for anyone who brings one of these guys to your local police station.

    +3
  • chupamiverga August 27, 2014

    I don't think it matters since they use tortilla's as parachutes anyway. but I couldn't stop fucking laughing watching him spin like a motherfucker LOL fuckin beaners

    +4
  • fistermister August 27, 2014

    Would that make them Mexican jumping beans?

    +11
  • longhungwong August 27, 2014

    Another Juan bites the dust.

    +12
  • eat3beans August 27, 2014

    Jeffé underwear is filling up with chimmy chongas with each spin

    +9
  • sbohica August 27, 2014

    Jalapeño, \"on a stick\"... CSFL bitches

    +0
  • jlm77 August 27, 2014

    are you sure these in Puerto Ricans

    -4
  • donunderstan August 27, 2014

    Meh, they get dizzy with anything higher than a 40' border fence.

    +5
  • iluvkitty August 27, 2014

    ok, after spinning, hit the pinata!!

    +5
  • ballshorts August 27, 2014

    This is what happens when swayze dies and we're left with Johnny Utah

    +3
  • captjim August 27, 2014

    What are we playin'? Spin the beaner?

    +6
  • boney1 August 27, 2014

    should have stayed at Home Depot

    +4
  • douchebaggins August 27, 2014

    Paco always was a showoff.

    +6
  • big_daddy305 August 27, 2014

    Guy 1: "Hey! Thanks for packing my parachute!"

    Guy 2: "No proleng, Ese! I kooden fine jor Nike's so I packed jor otter chews!"

    Guy 1: "Wait! I said paraCHUTE! Not pair of shoes!"

    +7
  • mykejp August 27, 2014

    He becomes to be known as Juan the Human Pinwheel.

    +1
  • kazooi August 27, 2014

    Did he dead?

    -2
  • bigtex August 27, 2014

    Mexico has a military? Who knew!? :-)

    +3
  • ghosthunter August 27, 2014

    Pinata at 7000 feet.

    +2
  • truckingman August 27, 2014

    Where is MF" Bolt Cutter or a MF" KBAR and cut his Ass Loose!!!! Even if the PJ is cut loose I don't he'll make it, he's backed out from all that MF" Spinning.....

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • corruptedsob August 27, 2014

    Tequila Twist

    +3
  • cellule August 27, 2014

    Hold on! The US border is 3 minutes away!

    +1
  • white_devil August 27, 2014

    Don't give them bastards credit for making tacos. Merica made them shits. They make burritos which are also pretty goddamn awesome.

    -3
  • hot100 August 27, 2014

    Follow suit fucking wetbacks, theyre trying to airdrop to America now?

    +0
  • matv August 27, 2014

    just hangin around

    +1
  • spartan22407 August 28, 2014

    If they are properly equipped, they would hang a secondary chute known as HUPRA to his static line and after they cut him away, it would automatically deploy. Based on the spin rate of that paratrooper, he would be suffering from red out instead of black out; all the blood is reaching for his head and feet...When he reaches the ground he will have to get some aspirin in him and change out his shitty underwear... I bet he left a safety wire in somewhere...I would have the jumpmaster fired...

    +2
  • wisconsinjed August 28, 2014

    The flying Mexican's Utah chapter!

    +0
  • rodeye2 August 28, 2014

    So this is how they air dry their wetbacks.

    +1
  • nudepoker69 August 28, 2014

    what a headache of that solider!

    +0
  • pussysurveyor August 28, 2014

    Poor fucking beaners, just one small step up on the evolutionary ladder from retarded Texicans (pardon the redundancy) and consequently just a little smarter than George Fucking W. Bush, initiator of the USA's latest defeat. Maybe a lucky wind will blow 'em all the way to Austin where they can settle down, blend right in, become the next Texass governor.

    -2
  • norwegiandrunk August 28, 2014

    thats one of the funniest shit ive seen! nice video

    +0
  • bennyboy19 August 28, 2014

    That is the best prank to do to your superior officer.

    +0
  • hellothere August 28, 2014

    Eventually he will wind himself in!

    +0
  • likeasir September 1, 2014

    He turned into a Mexican wheel of fortune. Lmfao

    +0
 
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