Uh-oh. Mr. Akbar's IED exploded before he could finish setting it. Wanna know how it exploded? Because his buddy called him on his cell phone and set it off. That's some good fucking teamwork right there.
Look mah! No brains!
I wonder..... in this situation where your Allah has "failed" you.. do you then pray to Jesus to relieve your pain? Jesus hu Akbar?
Hellboy is going back home
Gonna be a little tough riding that fine bicycle without any hands and eyes.
Guess he should've made that left turn in Albuquerque.
Looks to me like it worked just fine.
Ha! Let that fucker bake in the sun till his life leaves his body
Shoot him in the knee caps, then let him bake in the sun !!
YEEAAHHH! Nice one!! Quick, somebody toss him a bacon sarnie so he can at least meet his donkey virgins on a full stomach!
Its amazing what a makeover will do to your looks
His ring tone was Boom Boom Booom where'd my hands go Wayyyoooo Wayyyoooo
protip: when the caller id says BOMB dont answer it
These fuckers are like snakes, as in the only ones I like are dead!!
Your virgins will call you M.Fist.
Pour a few pounds of salt on him.
his suicide bomber teacher's presentation must've been too short
Live long and suffer..
Damn! "Your God Is Great!"
Well he learned his leason, DON'T FUCK WITH IEDS PERIOD!!!!
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
Im actually glad he survived to experience all the pain.
No virgins for him then
Call an ambulance after they all have lunch first.