Chinese Kid Survives Being Run Over

jay
10,980 Views 2 years ago

First off Little Wang Dong's parents need to tell this boy you should never play in the street. Especially in China where those mother fuckers can't drive for shit on a good day. Next thank your lucky stars it wasn't a moped there. Because then the car driver would have to been speeding to nail the moped. Kid, get a cigarette and a lottery ticket. It's your lucky day.

18 Comments
  • sbohica August 29, 2014

    Suzuki Yamaha Nagasaki sushimi Samsung, translation, GODDAMIT that hurt!! CSFL bitches

    +3
  • lick-yer-clit August 29, 2014

    rittle frucker must be made of lubber

    +5
  • fistermister August 29, 2014

    Get used to it kid.

    +5
  • crazyvet August 29, 2014

    No big deal, this is how Chinese car makers test for proper ground clearance.

    +1
  • eat3beans August 29, 2014

    Now he's got a chance to grow up and beet his wife

    +1
  • longhungwong August 29, 2014

    I want an eggroll now.

    +0
  • vaticider August 29, 2014

    Better go play the lottery before your luck runs out.

    +1
  • stonerman67 August 29, 2014

    Gotta be half Russian.

    +0
  • slippy August 29, 2014

    My God they are shitty drivers.

    +0
  • bigtex August 29, 2014

    I heard parents say \"go play in the street\" never saw a kid dumb enough to do it!!

    +1
  • pizzapie August 29, 2014

    Chinese are too short to see over the steering wheel

    +0
  • corruptedsob August 29, 2014

    How many chop sticks does one kid need

    +0
  • whobe August 29, 2014

    That's why them fuckers are always squatting.

    +0
  • cellule August 29, 2014

    Even death Himself don't want another Wong.. yet.

    +0
  • joedumber August 29, 2014

    Chinese translations for What? HUA? WUA?

    +0
  • ilovetits August 30, 2014

    That was him mom just trying a late abortion

    +0
  • truckingman August 30, 2014

    Didn't that MOTHER FUCKER See The Kid cutting Fire Wood!!! I'm glad that the kid made it.

    Pissed Off, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • kanada August 31, 2014

    Happyjack always complaining about his job flipping burgers & cleaning toilets. Try working as a human speed bump.

    +0
 
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