A Life In Crazyshit: Rockin Ron

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We lost a special guy this week, Rockin Ron, who was one of our favorite members and has been around this shit hole for a long time. Whether you loved him or hated him, you had to be entertained by him. He always did his part to make things fun around here, and most recently did so by giving us weekly news reports. We're going to miss that crazy son of a bitch, but I think wherever he is, he's still keeping up to date with all the latest crazy shit. Rest in peace, buddy. You'll be missed.

113 Comments
  • v3nom August 29, 2014

    No fuckin way! That phone call was great!

    +14
  • cheetochop August 29, 2014

    its none of my business but what happened to rockinron? RIP man. enjoyed reading your posts for as long as i can remember. they were always funny as shit. people will still laugh at your shit on 'this day in crazyshit.' dude i didnt even know you and im pretty fucken sad right now. peace bro!

    +6
  • fistermister August 29, 2014

    After I saw the love and support you give a man you've never met and give so much respect to, I knew it was time to V.I.P. Love you guys at CrazyShit.

    +10
  • treehouse21 August 29, 2014

    Nice to see my photo editing skills making it to the front page. Ron and I have been pretty rude to each other on more than a few occasions but it was always in good fun. He was truly an awesome person.

    +4
  • bigtex August 29, 2014

    Didn't know him, but like many here, I feel like I lost a friend!! He was hilariously, rude and crude and seem to love making people laugh. My kind of dude!! The perfect Crazyshitter!! You'll be deeply missed Rockinron!! R.I.P you crazy fucker!! Sincerely, Bigtex, A.K.A, FBI, Fuckin' Big Indian

    +4
  • whobe August 29, 2014

    Now that was some Crazy Shit fuckers!

    +6
  • kanada August 29, 2014

    I'm gonna miss RR :/ too bad you don't post anymore whobe, you're a funny guy.

    +2
  • ouch August 29, 2014

    You mother fucker! I actually said to my wife that he is not dead a playing a prank but she said no one is that fucked up! FUCK YOU! THATS THE BEST FUCKING PRANK EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

    +3
  • whobe August 29, 2014

    @kanada

    Those are kind words and thanks. I am here for now because I really miss Ron and being here kinda makes me feel a little closer to him. I can't imagine what his wife is going through. I feel really bad for her.

    +3
  • longhungwong August 29, 2014

    RIP Ron

    +3
  • whobe August 29, 2014

    And Ron is going to wish he was dead!

    +3
  • boofano August 29, 2014

    It's a prank you dumb fucks .....

    +4
  • bigtex August 29, 2014

    @Ouch, I'm not certain, but I don't think it's a prank. It was just coincidence that he left that message a while back!! Am I right or wrong!? Was it a prank??

    +4
  • whobe August 29, 2014

    Ron's wife called me and said that they had to do emergency surgery to remove Adams dick from his ass because they were stuck together like two dogs.

    +19
  • cellule August 29, 2014

    Wow, a tribute with Sarah McWhyning.. I fuckin' hope for his ego he's really dead. ..and there goes a great colonoscopy video.. How sad..

    +4
  • ouch August 29, 2014

    Now that I have calmed down I have to say Ron that I am so relieved and happy to know that you are still with us. YOU MOTHER FUCKER! Today is the best day of my CS life you sick sick sick mother fucker. This only reinforces the shit I have been trying to do with CS bOObs and VIP giveaways and of course the condolence messages we all sent thinking you were gone! This CS mother fuckers weather you like it or not is a community of very strange family members No matter where the fuck you come from. Your shenanigans Ron are worthy of the finest medal. I can't fucking believe I got Tree to change your VIP to RIP. FUCK YOU! notice I sent you a friends request after your death was posted? lol lmao mflmfao. FUCK YOU!

    +1
  • whobe August 29, 2014

    Oh and she said Jay was squirting them with a water hose but that's when Ron started screaming. Then Happyjack jumped in and it was a 3 some. I guess after that Adams ass hole will forever be named the Mega Black Hole! Welcome back from the dead you fucker! Oh and Fuck You!

    -1
  • bigtex August 29, 2014

    Well fuck you!!! I listened to it again!! Fuck!! Great prank!! You certainly had us all fooled you old fucker!!

    +3
  • unknownbrain August 29, 2014

    Rest in peace...one of best members here

    -2
  • whobe August 29, 2014

    I got to lay off those pain killers they are giving me nightmares. I just dreamed I saw Ron, Adam and Happyjack all front to back and Jay squirting them with a water hose. Oh Fuck You, Fuck You, Fuck You, Fuck You,and Fuck You. Where the hell is that mother fucking shit bucket?!

    -4
  • whobe August 29, 2014

    I am sorry Ron is really dead. Because I sent someone to make sure!

    -3
  • whobe August 29, 2014

    Yep its true Happyjack just called said his ass smelled dead to him.

    -4
  • crazyvet August 29, 2014

    I am a man of few words, so if this was a prank Ron, fuck you, your wife, her mother, and your dog.

    +8
  • whobe August 29, 2014

    Don't trust Ouch for one minute. I put my faith in Happyjack that he knows what rockinrons dead asshole smells like.

    -3
  • whobe August 29, 2014

    This just in, the police just arrested Adam for perforating Ron's colon thus killing him.

    -2
  • longhungwong August 29, 2014

    Well that sucks, I'm sure some of these sick fucks had plans on hitting on Ron's wife once the time was right.. crazy fuckers! Welcome back from grave zombie Ron.

    +5
  • cellule August 29, 2014

    @whobe : It's called "TheP.G." here, not Facebook or Twitter.

    +6
  • ouch August 29, 2014

    Bann him lmao

    +3
  • whobe August 29, 2014

    @ouch Ban me for what? I didn't call anybody a nigger. But you are gay!

    +5
  • unknownbrain August 29, 2014

    Fckin ayy jus saw Wednesday's update...R.I.P

    +3
  • whobe August 29, 2014

    @crazyvet and his gay ass pink slippers!

    +0
  • dullfeathers August 29, 2014

    Damb....I feel violent and torn like a dog shitting razor blades....fuck that prank...live long Ron you sick fuck!

    +3
  • fistermister August 29, 2014

    If that MOTHERFUCKING phone call is real! RON YOU"RE THE BIGGEST ATTENTION-WHORE I've ever ran across "NOT EVEN,FUCKING FUNNY!" "MOTHERFUCKER!"

    +4
  • whobe August 29, 2014

    @dullfeathers That's ok both Tree and I are going to ship his ass to the dune coons and write on his forehead with a permanent marker that reads "Your God Sucks Cocks In Hell"! And were going to strap ouch to his ass naked.

    +2
  • ouch August 29, 2014

    @whobe I mean Bann Ron you dip shit

    +5
  • whobe August 29, 2014

    @ouch It don't matter you are still gay!

    +2
  • ouch August 29, 2014

    @fistermister I gave you a -1 for that because that prank was EPIC!

    +3
  • ouch August 30, 2014

    @whobe I'm not gay I only fuck women and Hot T-girls and skype me mother fucker this is about Ron you flamer not your twitter account FAG!

    +3
  • fulmerino August 30, 2014

    Hahaha!!! Dick...that's fucking epic...this shit hole is awesome.

    +3
  • solidbriscoe August 30, 2014

    Ultimate tomfoolery!

    +3
  • whobe August 30, 2014

    @ouch I know you are helping this site and that's great you are giving out free memberships. But please don't showboat and try to make yourself bigger and badder than the next Hemi. I worked hard all my life for the things I have and still work hard but I don't throw my money around to impress people. If you want to impress everyone deposit me a check for a million dollars and I will confirm it. I see you are one of those that cant take any kidding without getting your panties in a wad. Peace.

    +3
  • treehouse21 August 30, 2014

    It's not a prank, he called that hotline all the time talking random shit. Ron wouldn't have gone this long without commenting if he really was alive and not banned. He loved this place too much. He's dead. Accept it.

    -3
  • ouch August 30, 2014

    @solidbriscoe Worthy of the highest shenanigans I pass the you've been ouched award over to Ron!

    +3
  • potrostation August 30, 2014

    Ron, funny to the end. He inspires me. Things are going to change.

    +7
  • whobe August 30, 2014

    I am going to sit back and see how all this turns out because faking someones death is about as low as one could get. You can imagine your father telling you that your mother was killed in a car crash today and then the next day she shows up and says surprise! Then you find out your brothers were in on it too and played along.

    +0
  • ilovetits August 30, 2014

    I never comment. but if he is gone i will miss his bull shit. if not best prank ever

    +5
  • wardo56 August 30, 2014

    Rest in peace

    -2
  • pizzapie August 30, 2014

    Since Ron pulled a prank on us, we should hunt him down and kill him

    +7
  • ratrod August 30, 2014

    Well played sir! Prank or not, you guys just made my day. Over the past eight or nine years I been coming to crazyshit, Iv seen allot of stand out members/trolls come and go but never fake their own death..

    Rock on Rockinron wherever you are!!

    +5
  • eat3beans August 30, 2014

    Goodbye internet buddy

    +3
  • tonyk August 30, 2014

    Come on people, look at the time line of events. It was stated that he died and then buried the next day??? Besides, do you really think his wife would look at wound pussy the next day? Look at the grammer in that post as well. I am sure Ron is around. Fuck you Ron!

    +2
  • longhungwong August 30, 2014

    I suspected it at first but then naw it went on too long.. what made me suspect it was a prank was the cause of death, I mean perforated rectum? How many times has lightfighter or handsomedevil been perforated and they're still alive

    +6
  • ouch August 30, 2014

    forums.crazyshit/showthread.php?t=503

    +1
  • ouch August 30, 2014

    @whobe It highlights us as a community and promoting the site if he was really dead I would not have been posted it, so shove your showboating line up your fucking ass! and If I had a milion $$$$ to give away I would pay someone to wink at you.....through the eyes of a scope! Want me to laugh? put a lol or a smiley face on it as you seem to think CS is your fb page :) lol LMAO hahahaha, ahhhhh feel the love and as ron would say FUCK YOU!

    +2
  • happyjack August 30, 2014

    As soon as I heard the music for the video I was convinced it was a prank. This is good news because I don't think it was going to workout between Whobe an I. He posted 16 comments on this video alone. That's a little to intense for me I don't want him showing up at my doorstep. If you are alive Rockinron nobody is going to give a shit when you really do kick the bucket after this stunt.

    +5
  • eat3beans August 30, 2014

    Sooo.... Wait. How do you call up to here from hell??? You would have to drill a deep hole and run a phone line all the way down. I'm confused

    +3
  • whobe August 30, 2014

    I believe I have overstayed my welcome. I got better things to do. I have a real family and wife of 41 years and retirement in a couple of years. I own my house my cars and trucks and owe no one. I plan on keeping it that way. Certain things are a waste of time and life is to short to waste on bullshit.

    -3
  • treehouse21 August 30, 2014

    @tonyk He was buried TWO days later. That's realistic. The spelling used in the comment on the arm pussy picture was too good to be Ron's.

    -3
  • ouch August 30, 2014

    @treehouse21 He is alive....Until I fucking get to him anyways. Make me fucking cry you fucking asshole!

    +0
  • kanada August 30, 2014

    @whobe, nice to here from you again.

    +5
  • ouch August 30, 2014

    @whobe Who cares? If we thought it was you that died then there would have been dance music and fireworks So fuck off already Jeez lmao :) You'll be back ya poof Just like Ron. Fuck You!

    +3
  • longhungwong August 30, 2014

    whobe was actually funny as hell, along with frankdebrin and tgarner.. look at all the WICS from last year these guys had all the clever funny shit.

    +5
  • longhungwong August 30, 2014

    ^^ oh and 2indastink too of course was hilarious at times too

    +6
  • treehouse21 August 30, 2014

    I agree, whobe is very funny and I'd hate to see him leave so soon. And ouch, it's not cool to threaten to have him killed for calling you gay. You openly admitted to crying when finding out some guy you never met died and to having a thing for trannies on the same video. What the hell was he supposed to think?

    +4
  • 2indastink August 30, 2014

    crazyshit 4 life mutha fuckers.....

    +9
  • wisconsinjed August 30, 2014

    Nicely done indeed Adam! I know he would appreciate what you did for him here. Peace guys!

    +4
  • wisconsinjed August 30, 2014

    Wait a cotton pickin' minute! What?? Has this seriously been a joke or was that someone else pretending to be him?

    +2
  • kanada August 30, 2014

    Great acting Adam, you had me fooled. And fuck you rr , dip shit.

    +2
  • ouch August 30, 2014

    Thats it i'll stick around for another 24 hours then I'm out of here lmao pmsl hahahaha FUCK YOU! oh this site is Epic!

    +4
  • kanada August 30, 2014

    Fuck u2 ouch.

    +3
  • sirrapesal0t August 30, 2014

    _|/_ R.I.P _|/_

    +1
  • happyjack August 30, 2014

    This is getting hard to follow. What I have now is Whobe is retiring and going to hell. Rockinron is coming back from hell. And ouch sold a million dollars worth of Facebook stock.

    +6
  • ouch August 30, 2014

    @kanada +1 Kanda lol FUCK YOU :)

    +1
  • zmolez August 30, 2014

    Sad shit man.....

    +1
  • truckingman August 30, 2014

    WHAT IN THE MOTHER FUCKIN" BLUE FUCK!!!! Has his "DEATH" Been Some SICK and TWIST JOKE, or His Death is "REAL" and He Recorded The Call For Us To Think He's Still Alive????

    Mother Fuckin" Confused, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +3
  • exhael August 30, 2014

    R.I.P rocklin robby, you're a funny dude and i'll miss seeing the giveafuck o meter pic beside your comment on every pic/video. much love

    +1
  • exhael August 30, 2014

    you god damn fuck

    +2
  • pizzapie August 30, 2014

    If you listen to the phone call it was all a HOAX. rockinron is at home playing with his one eyed monkey and laughing at us.

    +3
  • tonyk August 30, 2014

    @treehouse21 Here is a last ditch effort. I know he lives here in the greater Detroit area. Somewhere in southwest Michigan. Anyone know the town? An obituary would put this to rest.

    +2
  • tonyk August 30, 2014

    Or should I say a lack of!

    +1
  • treehouse21 August 30, 2014

    I'm not sure what his last name is or if Ron is really is first name or not. Some people go by their middle names. Adam or Jay will have to tell us when that phone call was recorded to stop the speculations.

    +1
  • donunderstan August 30, 2014

    Rub some dirt in it faker.

    +0
  • pussysurveyor August 30, 2014

    Rockinroll gone. Let me bust an immediate flip.

    -6
  • ouch August 30, 2014

    @whobe please don't showboat and try to make yourself bigger and badder than the next Hemi with your real family and wife of 41 years and retirement in a couple of years. Your own house & cars & trucks & owe no one. & you plan on keeping it that way.SHOWBOATING WHOOOHOOHOO. That makes my 7 VIP upgrade seem lame. I'm glad you stayed another 24 hours now I hate to see you go lmao No I dont fuck off and ****with ya

    +1
  • white_devil August 31, 2014

    Yessss! That shit was awesome! You ever lost a loved one and had a dream that they weren't really dead? Well this must have been something like that for some of you dumb mother fuckers!

    +1
  • white_devil August 31, 2014

    All jokes aside though that was great. I don't know the first fucking thing about that dude but I'm glad he's still around.

    +1
  • potrostation August 31, 2014

    MOTHER FUCKER!

    +1
  • sparkles August 31, 2014

    That dried up old fart! When he gets out of the hospital he's goin back in again! To remove my foot from his asa! Then he can post pics on CS of his rosebud asshole! FUCK YOU RON!

    +1
  • treehouse21 August 31, 2014

    @ouch You think those 7 VIP memberships gives you a free pass to throw around death threats? What's a VIP membership good for anyway? Nothing but posting in the forums, which only 1 of your 7 started doing. Keep bragging about wasting your money that you could be spending on your own family instead of people you don't know and will never meet. Makes you look....good?

    -1
  • ouch August 31, 2014

    @treehouse21 you really are a fucking mole

    +3
  • whobe August 31, 2014

    @ouch settle down we come here to have fun and from time to time get on someones ass but dude give it a break. In reference to your last comment to me, I made that statement because I really have better things to do with my time like making money towards my retirement. I usually work 6 to 7 days a week running my business @ $60.00 per hour so you can see that coming here takes time from my business and my retirement, and I need the rest. I can really take this site or leave it, really makes no difference to me. I'll say it once again from me,Peace. Enjoy life as it is short.

    -2
  • goodster August 31, 2014

    I see where he got the idea. LATEST NEWS,,,"KILLER VIBRATER IN HIS ANUS" Man dies from perforated colon. Coinsidence,,, I think not!!!

    +1
  • rockinron August 31, 2014

    actually goodster i figured everyone would catch on real quick. but they didnt and the prank became epic! adam and jay came out on top with this one. they gained a shitload of hits which makes the site more profitable, due to commanding more money for porn ads which relys on website hits to set the price. also a bunch of folks bought vip membershits. so i hope i can atleast get a crazyshit t-shirt outta this for my wife who has to put up with my big dumb dead ass!

    +4
  • brentos August 31, 2014

    The only thing I thought was armpussy for some reason...

    +1
  • pizzapie August 31, 2014

    That was pretty classic, I have to admit. Ron who's idea was it?

    +1
  • ouch August 31, 2014

    @treehouse21 You are not worthy of my time.

    +1
  • kanada August 31, 2014

    Ban ouch and I'll by a VIP membership. Pow pOw poW.

    +5
  • ouch August 31, 2014

    @kanada +1 hahaha

    +2
  • shenanigans August 31, 2014

    Ron who???

    +3
  • ouch August 31, 2014

    @kanada by the way its Buy

    +2
  • treehouse21 August 31, 2014

    If I'm not worth your time then stop talking about me you fucking loser.

    +1
  • shenanigans August 31, 2014

    @treehouse21 although my husband has asked me not to aggravate this situation I must say Ouch is one of the most loving and generous & funny people I have ever had the pleasure of knowing,(28 years) until you get on his bad side! He has a real love for this site its staff and the people that come here and trust me when I say he has given out more V.I.P passes then he tells you. (he does not need to brag to you) He is promoting this site in a very positive way. I don't come here much but his renewed interested in this site is infectious. Ouch is truly grateful that Ron is alive and well because he did feel like he had lost some part of his CS life when he thought Ron had passed. peace be with all of you because you wont see to many comments from me.

    +2
  • treehouse21 September 1, 2014

    Thanks for your input but I don't see throwing death threats around as loving and generous. And this isn't the first time he has done it. That should call for an immediate banning. I've seen members (who aren't anywhere near as annoying/arrogant) banned for MUCH less. Peace be with you and your husband who regularly talks about cheating on you with men!

    +2
  • ouch September 1, 2014

    @treehouse21 lmao @ death threats "If I wink at you it will be through a scope ? lmao hahah OMFG your so awesome! here fishy fishy fishy HOOKED lmao " cheating? lmao permission! Swinger! allowed! open relationship lmao you're an idiot. I offered you pm and a thread to fight in but you wanna do it here. lmao look at me look at me pmsl know what I really am done with you welcome to the land of ignore. lmao hahahaha

    -1
  • rockinron September 1, 2014

    ouch sounds like your wife has her head tid on pretty straight. reminds me of my wife. she knows how sick and twisted i get on crazyshit but supports me anyways. she understands that its my way of stress relief. and know a little more about you over the last few days makes me kinda sad your not here in the states where yours and mine could get together sometime and kill something on the grill and drain a few beer cans.

    +1
  • happyjack September 1, 2014

    ^^^^ Don't fall for it Ouch, he may be trying to BBQ you.

    +2
  • ouch September 1, 2014

    @rockinron i'll email you Ron tomorrow its 1.10 in the am I just been at work for 10 hours

    +1
  • dozer67 September 1, 2014

    Rockinron has officially made CS less trusting I will never trust anything said here ever, you fucking lying bastards...

    +0
  • morbuis669 September 1, 2014

    YOU STUPID ASSHOLES!!!

    +0
  • johnhancock September 1, 2014

    Dumbasses

    +0
  • potrostation September 1, 2014

    Enough of cockrocken ron. Where is this weeks wics?

    +2
  • rockinron September 6, 2014

    wow someone actually trusted a website like this? thats fucking crazyshit right there.

    +2
  • ouch September 12, 2014

    FUCK YOU!

    +1
 
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