Awesome. You don't even have to go out to the bar tonight. A drunk slut just fell right into your lap. Well, faceplanted on the sidewalk actually, but go help her up and she can faceplant in your lap. See, dreams do come true.
That's the universal mating dance if I've ever seen it, and no juror is going to convince me otherwise.
"Thank you God!" Kid from Animal house.
Cool,,, I was waiting for it to turn Rape-thirty!
Looks like easy pickins to me.
She's all prepped up for some Anal
Jay...hurry up and email me back so i can sort my shit out and send you a pic of my CS tits
She's even face down ass up, just how I like em'!
drop your shit and assume the position....
Hurry! She needs dick to snatch resuscitation!
No means, no, but, she didn't say no.
I think she knocked her teeth out, at least you wont get charged with rape or get her pregnant.
Scrape her off the sidewalk, check her ID, and take her to her place. That way they can't link her to your place. Just leave a condom wrapper and a note that says "Thanks for the pussy."
atleast she has a real reason to puke now when i dump my nuts in her mouth.
If you go anal on a girl whose passed out drunk they will shit all over the place
No Mom I have no idea why your asshole hurts this morning.
Well I guess she couldn't handle the blow and beer together.
Was wondering where that bitch went that was my last fucking ruphy.
Not that I condone it, but she should just ware a sign that says rape me in an ally. stupid women.
There is no such thing as rock bottom in russia. Only concrete & asphalt.
That's a roundabout way to find the keys to the front end of someone's car.
Im telling u, that strange magnetic field in russia !