She Could Use Some Company

Awesome. You don't even have to go out to the bar tonight. A drunk slut just fell right into your lap. Well, faceplanted on the sidewalk actually, but go help her up and she can faceplant in your lap. See, dreams do come true.

21 Comments
  • longhungwong August 31, 2014

    That's the universal mating dance if I've ever seen it, and no juror is going to convince me otherwise.

    +4
  • potrostation August 31, 2014

    "Thank you God!" Kid from Animal house.

    +0
  • goodster August 31, 2014

    Cool,,, I was waiting for it to turn Rape-thirty!

    +4
  • tonyk August 31, 2014

    Looks like easy pickins to me.

    +2
  • pizzapie August 31, 2014

    She's all prepped up for some Anal

    +2
  • ronnieanna August 31, 2014

    Jay...hurry up and email me back so i can sort my shit out and send you a pic of my CS tits

    +3
  • bigtex August 31, 2014

    She's even face down ass up, just how I like em'!

    +2
  • 2indastink August 31, 2014

    drop your shit and assume the position....

    +1
  • urapnes1701d August 31, 2014

    Hurry! She needs dick to snatch resuscitation!

    +0
  • captjim August 31, 2014

    No means, no, but, she didn't say no.

    +3
  • whobe August 31, 2014

    I think she knocked her teeth out, at least you wont get charged with rape or get her pregnant.

    +1
  • big_daddy305 August 31, 2014

    Scrape her off the sidewalk, check her ID, and take her to her place. That way they can't link her to your place. Just leave a condom wrapper and a note that says "Thanks for the pussy."

    +4
  • rockinron August 31, 2014

    atleast she has a real reason to puke now when i dump my nuts in her mouth.

    +4
  • eat3beans August 31, 2014

    If you go anal on a girl whose passed out drunk they will shit all over the place

    +1
  • stonerman67 August 31, 2014

    No Mom I have no idea why your asshole hurts this morning.

    +1
  • darksider803 August 31, 2014

    Well I guess she couldn't handle the blow and beer together.

    +0
  • fingers September 1, 2014

    Was wondering where that bitch went that was my last fucking ruphy.

    +1
  • vaticider September 1, 2014

    Not that I condone it, but she should just ware a sign that says rape me in an ally. stupid women.

    +1
  • cellule September 1, 2014

    There is no such thing as rock bottom in russia. Only concrete & asphalt.

    +1
  • aelin_hbiyrd September 1, 2014

    That's a roundabout way to find the keys to the front end of someone's car.

    +0
  • barabarijus September 2, 2014

    Im telling u, that strange magnetic field in russia !

    +0
 
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