It's good to keep your masturbating sessions environment friendly. To some that means using nontoxic lube and to others that means shoving leaves in your piss hole. I'm going to say that one is better than the other, but keeping it green feels good.
This ain't my cup of tea really.....I'm more of a fur man.
We can only hope it's poison ivy.
So this is how Dow Chemical developed Agent Orange?
using a plant pot would make more sense
I don't think spinach is going to help you with your little problem Popeye. It is what it is.
What ever happened to \"tickle your balls with a feather? \".
I think its stinging nettle. Enjoy it motherfucker.
I guess Adam felt like a salad today eh?
thats poison sumac. 5 minutes of fun and 6 weeks of "god please kill me" for him.
Fucking Peter Pan's gotta get his freak on too.... What the fuck is wrong with white guys and their cocks?!? CSFL bitches
If you're going to stick anything up your pisshole and you're a man... Then you really wish you had a pussy... And you're gay.
Someone give this idiot a rose bush.
Kazooi is right...thats stinging nettle. Talk about taking CBT to a whole other level
This motherfucker needs more chains
About 3 seconds of that was more than enough for me!!
Making tea bags?
I got all that in my sex draw but adding the mint is a new one, I'll get back to you guys shortly with a CS user submitted video that fagfighter can fap too
Adam.....how'd you get your dick in that fuckin thing.....and how you gonna get it out...and why would you put it in there....and are you gonna do it again....and....what the fuck.
I was instantly confused? Then 2 seconds later I laughed cause I thought about that old vegetable commercial"HO HO HO GREEN GIANT"
I'm guessing he couldn't find a date so he's tossing his own salad?
^^^Kazoy& Pinky,,, Yes this is Nettles And yes they itch like a motherfucker when they get on the skin. They SUUUCCCCKKK! Maybe that's why he's using them.
Mistletoe is poison i hope your pecko falls off
The only way he can have sex with something cultivated.
He's just adding garnish to his tube steak.
I heard olive garden makes their salads in a similar way.
i JUST WANNA SEE HIM WHILE HE WATCHIMG "2 Girls one Cup...
Now I get why the b a s i l round at Domenicos tastes funny and got my Wife up the duff.