Keeping It Green

It's good to keep your masturbating sessions environment friendly. To some that means using nontoxic lube and to others that means shoving leaves in your piss hole. I'm going to say that one is better than the other, but keeping it green feels good.

26 Comments
  • 2indastink September 10, 2014

    This ain't my cup of tea really.....I'm more of a fur man.

    +4
  • fistermister September 10, 2014

    We can only hope it's poison ivy.

    +6
  • crazyvet September 10, 2014

    So this is how Dow Chemical developed Agent Orange?

    +1
  • vulture September 10, 2014

    using a plant pot would make more sense

    +3
  • longhungwong September 10, 2014

    I don't think spinach is going to help you with your little problem Popeye. It is what it is.

    +4
  • donunderstan September 10, 2014

    What ever happened to \"tickle your balls with a feather? \".

    +2
  • kazooi September 10, 2014

    I think its stinging nettle. Enjoy it motherfucker.

    +5
  • sirfartsalot September 10, 2014

    I guess Adam felt like a salad today eh?

    +2
  • rockinron September 10, 2014

    thats poison sumac. 5 minutes of fun and 6 weeks of "god please kill me" for him.

    +1
  • sbohica September 10, 2014

    Fucking Peter Pan's gotta get his freak on too.... What the fuck is wrong with white guys and their cocks?!? CSFL bitches

    +1
  • solidbriscoe September 10, 2014

    If you're going to stick anything up your pisshole and you're a man... Then you really wish you had a pussy... And you're gay.

    +0
  • whobe September 10, 2014

    Someone give this idiot a rose bush.

    +2
  • pinkdildolickr September 10, 2014

    Kazooi is right...thats stinging nettle. Talk about taking CBT to a whole other level

    +1
  • corruptedsob September 10, 2014

    This motherfucker needs more chains

    +0
  • bigtex September 10, 2014

    About 3 seconds of that was more than enough for me!!

    +0
  • txdo_msk September 10, 2014

    Making tea bags?

    +0
  • ouch September 10, 2014

    I got all that in my sex draw but adding the mint is a new one, I'll get back to you guys shortly with a CS user submitted video that fagfighter can fap too

    +2
  • fulmerino September 10, 2014

    Adam.....how'd you get your dick in that fuckin thing.....and how you gonna get it out...and why would you put it in there....and are you gonna do it again....and....what the fuck.

    +2
  • feelnlow September 10, 2014

    I was instantly confused? Then 2 seconds later I laughed cause I thought about that old vegetable commercial"HO HO HO GREEN GIANT"

    +3
  • feelnlow September 10, 2014

    I'm guessing he couldn't find a date so he's tossing his own salad?

    +2
  • goodster September 11, 2014

    ^^^Kazoy& Pinky,,, Yes this is Nettles And yes they itch like a motherfucker when they get on the skin. They SUUUCCCCKKK! Maybe that's why he's using them.

    +1
  • spinal12 September 11, 2014

    Mistletoe is poison i hope your pecko falls off

    +0
  • cellule September 11, 2014

    The only way he can have sex with something cultivated.

    +0
  • mykejp September 11, 2014

    He's just adding garnish to his tube steak.

    +0
  • suckzone September 11, 2014

    I heard olive garden makes their salads in a similar way.

    +0
  • l25 August 10, 2016

    i JUST WANNA SEE HIM WHILE HE WATCHIMG "2 Girls one Cup...

    +0
 
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