When life gives you lemons

Well when life shits on you what can you do? This guy took the high road and decided to share his shortcomings for laughs to make the world better. Don't worry man you might have some tiny ass dick, but out there I'm sure there's a girl with a microscopic pussy to be your match.

13 Comments
  • longhungwong September 15, 2014

    Probably wasn't able to fit "CS" on it so he went to chat roulette instead.

    +3
  • rockinron September 15, 2014

    those bitches said they didn't record our session!

    +4
  • bigtex September 15, 2014

    Life's a bitch, and so is he!!

    +0
  • lick-yer-clit September 15, 2014

    its still big enough to fill a pram

    +2
  • dagun September 15, 2014

    @rockinron what kind of camera do you use, the video was very clear.

    +11
  • solidbriscoe September 15, 2014

    Fucking mosquitoes.

    +0
  • ballshorts September 15, 2014

    Poodle dick Pete

    +0
  • cellule September 15, 2014

    Lucky guy! She sucks it all each and every stroke!

    +0
  • ouch September 15, 2014

    So how did you guys like my new user submitted video?

    +4
  • mykejp September 16, 2014

    At least he's small enough to fuck those twats on that vase.

    +1
  • wisconsinjed September 16, 2014

    A preemptive insult he did. Fire it takes out it does. ****That's yoda just in case****

    -1
  • fuckybrained September 16, 2014

    At least he isn't that acorned dick asshole, that shit was fucked. Seems hung by comparison. (Old ass CS reference, look it up)

    +0
  • spinal12 September 16, 2014

    Move over Grover let big dick take over

    +0
 
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