First off I hate flying. I fucking hate everything about it. The security checks, the lack of control, the assholes. Then there is this. I'm a pretty cool cucumber usually, but if smoke started filling the cabin, and the pilot comes on saying they are down to one engine. I'm fucking shitting bricks. I don't believe in Jesus or Allah, but I would be a believer until we landed. Fuck that. Also, I'd try to grab a titty or two just to say I did it.