Can Pigs Swim?

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Adam H.
19,892 Views 2 years ago

The cop was there to tell surfers they couldn't surf in the hurricane, and he brilliantly decided to drive his ATV into the water. I think he found the right profession. That was mighty white of the surfers to help him out there. I sure as fuck wouldn't have.

22 Comments
  • jlm77 September 20, 2014

    no they can't and they can't fly neither

    +1
  • woozlewuzzle September 20, 2014

    Huh,I didn't think pigs were that stupid,you learn something new everyday.

    +0
  • donunderstan September 20, 2014

    The only reason I'd get my laughing ass off my beach chair would be to get a beer and hand that dumb fuck a invoice for $6000 payable to the taxpayers of the county.

    +8
  • vulture September 20, 2014

    can't swim but with all that lard he'll never sink

    +1
  • bigtex September 20, 2014

    The only \"hand\" I would have given him would have been clapping as I laughed my ass off as he drown!!

    +5
  • whobe September 20, 2014

    Maybe he should be looking into to a unarmed security position far away from the water.

    +2
  • junkhunter September 20, 2014

    WOW! What a dumb ass. Guess who gets to pay for the repairs on the 4x4 you guessed it, The tax payers.

    +5
  • ghosthunter September 20, 2014

    That will come out of his paycheck.

    +0
  • fuckybrained September 20, 2014

    Foresight is his strong suit, just tumbles

    +0
  • big_daddy305 September 20, 2014

    Then he took out his gun and arrested everyone for endangering his life and destruction of police property.

    +5
  • slippy September 20, 2014

    what a douche bag. I fucking hate cops.

    +2
  • cellule September 20, 2014

    ..Occasionally glancing up through the waves

    Wondering which of the buggers to blame

    And watching for pigs trying to swim..

    +0
  • allcaps September 20, 2014

    If the surfers were black he would have started shooting...

    +0
  • aquahollic September 20, 2014

    them undertoes is a bitch

    -1
  • eat3beans September 20, 2014

    Fucktard sets a fine example for his fellow long dicks of the law

    +0
  • captainkidd September 20, 2014

    There's nothing worse than soggy bacon. And Jim77 should totally slob a knob.

    +1
  • rockinron September 20, 2014

    only surfers and cops would be dumb enough to push it in gear!

    -1
  • fuckybrained September 20, 2014

    Pigs can certainly drown

    +1
  • honkie365 September 21, 2014

    And the taxpayers foot the bill for a new quad.

    +0
  • junkhunter September 21, 2014

    What's the fool doing anyway?

    +0
  • suckzone September 22, 2014

    Oink oink piggy. Oink oink.

    +0
  • wombatbytes September 22, 2014

    From the look of him, that's the first time he's been off that quad in years.

    +0
 
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