Punch Drunk Johnny

There's only one way to be champ, and that's to train. Train long, train hard, and most importantly train drunk. Nothing will help you perfect those skills like a pint of whiskey followed by a cold beer. Show that fucking sign who's boss.

25 Comments
  • johnhancock September 25, 2014

    That was pretty gay...

    +4
  • mrlongshot September 25, 2014

    That was entertaining for the first 5 seconds...

    +2
  • donunderstan September 25, 2014

    Later, he awoke face down in the gutter with a rubber hanging out of his ass.

    +2
  • rockinron September 25, 2014

    ever notice how city ape's are always getting in front of the camera just as the money shot happens?

    +4
  • uranus September 25, 2014

    That sign almost whooped his ass.

    +5
  • bennyboy19 September 25, 2014

    I was wishing he'd fall down, his head very close to the road and an incoming car would have "speed bump" it .

    +1
  • dozer67 September 25, 2014

    That was funny for the first 30 seconds..

    +1
  • cellule September 25, 2014

    That's Hanraham, retired form hockey. No wonder why Suzan sucked pussies.

    +0
  • nybadguy September 25, 2014

    At least he's a happy drunk.

    +1
  • truckingman September 25, 2014

    Who the FUCK Won????

    LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +3
  • longhungwong September 25, 2014

    Teaser trailer for eye of the tiger, worm of tequila!

    +3
  • lick-yer-clit September 25, 2014

    when is the sequel punch drunk 2 coming out

    +1
  • bigtex September 25, 2014

    Can't believe I watched all of that!

    +2
  • wifebeater2000 September 25, 2014

    rockinron shadow boxing hes boysfriends dick..

    +0
  • goodster September 25, 2014

    I think the sign threw more punches than he did.

    +5
  • picklehiesner September 25, 2014

    Pretty good fight I'd call it a draw

    +3
  • suckzone September 25, 2014

    And just like that. Jack Daniels wins!

    +3
  • ouch September 25, 2014

    @truckingman I told you to call me when you go to the pub! WTF MF

    +0
  • ballshorts September 25, 2014

    I'm pretty sure this is gonna be Floyd Mayweather's next opponent

    +3
  • truckingman September 25, 2014

    @ouch: I don't drink at all, and I live in the country...

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +1
  • potrostation September 25, 2014

    I've lost drunk arguments with a no parking sign.

    +2
  • fulmerino September 25, 2014

    That's a minute of my life that I'll never get back.... Good thing I was taking a shit anyway.

    +1
  • honkie365 September 26, 2014

    Wood alcohol builds strong bodies 12 ways.

    -1
  • ven0m89 September 26, 2014

    Faker than a box a dicks

    +1
  • shaneo September 26, 2014

    Was hoping he'd stumble into traffic and take a real punch from a windshield

    +0
 
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