He's got some free time on his hands, so why not spend it doing a little arts and crafts. If he runs out of needles I hope he's got some nails around. Fuck it, just cut it off. That's more humane.
5 secs in fuck that
Thanks for prepping your cock like a middle school dissection, now give me a scalpel so I can end this once and for all
ok its crazyshit not gayshit Jeff Adam Jay if you guys want to come out just let us know
And I thought using a rubber band around my balls was pretty hardcore :(
Seriously, why do you hate your dick? I love mine. A few women do to. Try a fat chick loser.
If you're happy and you know it, You don't do this Clap Clap!
Why not just become a cocain smuggler for the cartel at that point, you obviously don't give a shit about anything else
His dick's nickname is Jesus.
Nothing is going to resurrect that prick not even an ancient chinese secret.
Couldn't watch it
Obviously as a child he was infatuated with the game pin the tail on the donkey ..
i see another fucashima survivor has gotten his 15 minutes of fame.
If viagra didn't work for you buddy I doubt any ancient Chinese secret will either.
sorry for the semi double post.. strange.. first time I posted it it didn't show up.. forgot exactly what I had typed... weird... oh well..
Another Obama voter.
40 years old never had a girl friend and still lives with his parents o 0
@potrostation, your dick's name is Jesus? What did he name your ass!??
Fuck bobby pins...should have used a nail gun on automatic.
That voodoo doll is a real dick.
@dullfeathers,with 3 inch nails.
Too bad ISIS didn't capture this fuckstick
@fuckybrained if you want to slice a cock then bidon my cock forsale firstname.lastname@example.org its 8in cut and if you buy it you can torture it untill all gone x
I would let a chick do this to me