Leaving Work Early Today

Nice. Look on the bright side here. You get to go home early today. I bet you can even milk this one for the rest of the week and still get paid. Unless this is China. In that case they'll just bring in a 6-year-old to replace you.

13 Comments
  • vulture September 30, 2014

    on the plus side his marriage tackle is still in one piece

    +2
  • bigtex September 30, 2014

    I just watched a Mexican blow up as I blew up the toilet with Mexican food!

    +1
  • fistermister September 30, 2014

    Every guy I knew that worked on an oil rig was missing a finger or two. Hard, fucked-up work but it pays well.

    +1
  • whobe September 30, 2014

    Their showing us why oil just went up $10.00 a barrel.

    +0
  • longhungwong September 30, 2014

    Blew the hard hat straight off that motherfucker.. Oil's well that ends well.

    +3
  • mykejp September 30, 2014

    Walk it off you pussy!

    +0
  • uncze9 September 30, 2014

    Curious mind wants to know. What the fuck just happened and where is the drillpipe?

    +0
  • potrostation September 30, 2014

    Mike Row said "Fuck You" to this dirty job.

    +0
  • mrlongshot September 30, 2014

    I've worked on the oil rigs for 15 years and I don't know what the fuck that was. He needs to clean the sand out of his pussy and get back to work.

    -1
  • captjim September 30, 2014

    Walk it off bitch, we need the gas.

    +0
  • eat3beans October 1, 2014

    Pow right in the kisser

    +0
  • cellule October 1, 2014

    Moral: When cooking meth, pay attention.

    +1
  • 2indastink October 1, 2014

    time is money.....now get back to work you roughneck cunt.

    +0
 
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