Do You Even Lift?

This almost makes me wish I had foreskin. I could be doing some serious weight lifting with my dong. Nah, just kidding. I don't want foreskin. I love my beautiful circumcised penis, and will never be sticking large pieces of metal inside it.

27 Comments
  • bigtex October 2, 2014

    About 3 seconds was more than enough for me! This guy needs a different hobby!

    +0
  • fistermister October 2, 2014

    I was wondering if you would take some kind of class to learn this shit, then realized that CrazyShit.com is the ivy league of that school.

    +1
  • barabarijus October 2, 2014

    penis destroyer 2000 today only 1.99$

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  • Jay D. October 2, 2014

    At least he used rubber gloves. Safety first.

    +2
  • xizang October 2, 2014

    Wow, he can get circumcised and make 4 drums at the same time!

    +5
  • eat3beans October 2, 2014

    This guy could use a good electrocuting

    +0
  • picklehiesner October 2, 2014

    Stop that dude it's fuckin stupid

    +0
  • fuckybrained October 2, 2014

    I have never thought \"wonder what my dick would look like if it were a pancake\" and when I'm done \"wonder if chicks will dig the wind sock look\"

    +1
  • atmydismay October 2, 2014

    Any body else in the mood for Bologna?

    +2
  • donunderstan October 2, 2014

    Stretching the ole smegma sack so he can dock with his neighbors horse.

    +0
  • feelnlow October 2, 2014

    That's a strange carnival target? Get me a pellet gun!

    +1
  • lolpwned October 2, 2014

    I just keep my keyring in my pocket but whatever works I guess.

    +1
  • tonyk October 2, 2014

    Is this how those penis enlarger things work?

    +0
  • nybadguy October 2, 2014

    I thought it was an Indian dream catcher at first.

    +1
  • longhungwong October 2, 2014

    Fucking hipsters and their plugs.

    +0
  • goodster October 2, 2014

    This isn't what they mean by COCKRING...

    +0
  • vaticider October 2, 2014

    More like.. Do you even have a dick in there.

    +0
  • potrostation October 2, 2014

    My dick spoke to me and said"Dude quit watching this shit".

    +0
  • txdo_msk October 2, 2014

    Da fuk is that LUMP!? Who has a zit on their tip!?

    +0
  • happyjack October 3, 2014

    What's the motivation to do that to yourself?

    +1
  • dullfeathers October 3, 2014

    I bet he plays a mean game of ping pong.

    +2
  • cellule October 3, 2014

    What's that shit? A tampon string retirever?

    +0
  • captjim October 3, 2014

    Bet he can play a mean game of ping pong...

    -2
  • rodeye2 October 3, 2014

    @Jay D.,he used rubber gloves so no one would recognize him.

    +1
  • feelnlow October 3, 2014

    Could be a Homosexual Native American Dream Catcher?

    +1
  • douchebaggins October 4, 2014

    I was sooooo much more disturbed before I realized it was his foreskin and not the head of his pecker.

    +0
  • tardnugget October 18, 2014

    I can see this being the sort of thing that comes in useful on resumes and job applications.

    +0
 
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