This is how you steal an ATM

jay
16,794 Views 2 years ago

Pay attention folks, if you want to steal a ATM, this is how you do it. First step is to steal a car, then you need a big ass tow strap. Take stolen care to entrance of the mall. Wrap the tow rope around the ATM and rip that fucker out. Then and only then do you grab ATM and run like hell. PS if you are going to do this, try and do it when no one is around. It makes it totally easier, and less likely for cops to show up.

11 Comments
  • vulture October 3, 2014

    i had a secretary that could'nt type norfolk

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  • crazyvet October 3, 2014

    I find using my debit card much easier and far less exciting.

    +2
  • bigtex October 3, 2014

    \"And why do I need GPS on my ATM machine??\"

    +2
  • solidbriscoe October 3, 2014

    \"Stop resisting!!! Don't grab my gun!! Stop grabbing for my gun!! Pow pOw poWy! Bang bAng baNg banG! You ded.

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  • r1d30rd13 October 3, 2014

    Haz-mat suits and all better prepared than the cdc in Dallas trying to contain the ebola

    +4
  • potrostation October 3, 2014

    I have two friends who work for an ATM co. They tell me the thieves never get the cash. And it takes them(my friends) a whole day to break into their ATM after it's all smashed.

    +1
  • redhedridr October 4, 2014

    DUMBASSES! What ever happened to working to make money? OH That's right, OBAMA! Those rich money machines, spread the wealth, they have it all, we have to take it, we have the right, right? NIGGERS!

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  • Jay D. October 4, 2014

    @redhedridr I hate to break it to ya, that was in the UK.

    +2
  • douchebaggins October 4, 2014

    @Jay D. Same assholes, different flag.

    +2
  • dozer67 October 4, 2014

    I was told that the ATM was worth more than the money that's in it..

    +1
  • cellule October 4, 2014

    They tried a bank before, but the building never moved.

    +0
 
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