Motorcycles are dangerous. But you already know that since we post some kind of motorcycle death every day it seems. So if your kid wants to get one, sit him down and show him what he can expect if he fucks up.
first dibs on the moped not to much damage there
Someone already took the shoes! ..Even death stinks..
Best death like Jesus pose ever!
Break out the fave beans and ciante.
Maby a helmet would of helped.
He must've been outta his mind to be driving that fast...
Huh, I would have bet he didn't have a brain!!
Motorcycle for sale. Only dropped once.
lol +1 bohica
People should learn to mind their speed.... and any other drugs they might be on while driving.
Rockinron could totally mind fuck that guy!
Dude lost his mind.
Odd hole in his forehead. Looks like a gunshot wound.
If I only had a brain...
I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
you could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,
And yet I'm torn apart.
Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had heart.
I'd be tender - I'd be gentle and awful sentimental
Regarding Love and Art.
I'd be friends with the sparrows ...
and the boys who shoots the arrows
If I only had a heart.
Picture me - a balcony. Above a voice sings low.
Wherefore art thou, Romeo? I hear a beat....
Just to register emotion, jealousy - devotion,
And really feel the part.
I could stay young and chipper
and I'd lock it with a zipper,
Yeh, it's sad, believe me, Missy,
When you're born to be a sissy
Without the vim and verve.
But I could show my prowess, be a lion not a mou-ess
If I only had the nerve.
I'm afraid there's no denyin' I'm just a dandelion,
A fate I don't deserve.
I'd be brave as a blizzard....
I'd be gentle as a lizard....
I'd be clever as a gizzard....
If the Wizard is a Wizard who will serve.
Then I'm sure to get a brain, a heart, a home, the nerve!
Read more: Wizard Of Oz - If I Only Had A Brain/Heart/Nerve
He was brainless to ride without a helmet......literally!
El no recorder Nada.
HEY @wong, why wud someone -1 u just for giving me props? Just a guess but prob some happy brown guy who loves BOTH our cocks....
bah its ok... people run out of medication sometimes.. I know I do bohica.
thats a mighty fine lookin forehead you got there boy! (think "deliverance")
Do you mind
Guns don't kill people. Mopeds do