Kiss The Ground

That was fucking great. That drunk bitch's face made quite a loud sound as it smacked the pavement. Lucky for her, you don't feel shit when you're drunk. But I'm sure she'll be feeling it after she sobers up. Which is more reason to keep drinking.

30 Comments
  • jlm77 October 8, 2014

    how low can you go how low can you go I say how low can you go

    +1
  • fistermister October 8, 2014

    That remind me I need a beer.

    +5
  • vulture October 8, 2014

    great nose plant listen to the bone snap

    +8
  • cellule October 8, 2014

    Tsunami warning for Okinawa.

    +4
  • bigtex October 8, 2014

    DO NOT GIVE ALCOHOL TO THE GORILLAS!!

    +7
  • cellule October 8, 2014

    ..What's so hard about twerking? -The concrete sidewalk.

    +4
  • lobster October 8, 2014

    Concrete is not part of the Mountain Gorilla's natural habitat.

    +4
  • fuzzynaval420 October 8, 2014

    Fatass black bitches need to buy clothes big enough to compensate for all their fucking blubber.

    +4
  • eat3beans October 8, 2014

    Sit on that thing and go for a ride

    +1
  • lick-yer-clit October 8, 2014

    she suddenly got the taste for sidewalk insted of fried chicken

    +3
  • whobe October 8, 2014

    Fucking Whale probably had some shrimp in that purse.

    +1
  • rockinron October 8, 2014

    she has'nt gone down that fast since happyjack offered her a twinkie for a blowjob!

    +4
  • cellule October 8, 2014

    Aunt Jemima's secret technique for knitting dough.

    +1
  • solidbriscoe October 8, 2014

    Sounded like shit plopping upon another piece of shit.... Ahh. Sounds of the urban toilet.

    +2
  • sharkbait October 8, 2014

    She's ok....she landed on her lips.

    +10
  • canidae October 8, 2014

    After lots of useless years at school she knows now, what her physics-teacher means, when he said: Force is mass multiplied by acceleration....

    +3
  • jlm77 October 8, 2014

    I think that monkey has a little bit too much brass monkey

    +2
  • longhungwong October 8, 2014

    By the looks of her face this is not the first time this happens to her.

    +5
  • crazyvet October 8, 2014

    Better hope she doesn't puke. They will have to evacuate the entire neighborhood for decontamination.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe October 8, 2014

    I'm surprised that she didn't stick to the pavement!

    +2
  • goodster October 8, 2014

    So that's why they have flat noses.?!

    +0
  • wifebeater2000 October 8, 2014

    dikembe mutombo couldn't of slapped her better... ugh ugh ugh

    +1
  • happyjack October 8, 2014

    A fried chicken comment about a woman who falls down drunk and does a face plant?? Come on rednecks step your game up the fried chicken KFC thing is dead, unoriginal hicks. But some of you guys probably think Larry the Cable Guy is funny, so there you go.

    -2
  • sbohica October 8, 2014

    Well, there's one good thing uve got goin for ya happy... You can fall in a vat of shit AND come out lookin and smelling the same as before!!! Us rednecks don't have that ability... Was that original enuf for ya?

    +1
  • vaticider October 8, 2014

    If dough were on the ground there would be gorilla cookies...Redd Foxx...

    +1
  • happyjack October 9, 2014

    ^^^^ pretty good!!

    +0
  • moobsmcgee October 9, 2014

    I'd hit it... again with that slab of concrete

    +3
  • tnblkbear October 9, 2014

    Bitch be drunk as hell, falling down and shit! Bitch, get your big ass up!

    +1
  • handsomedevil October 9, 2014

    she made it to 8 steps in the 12 steps program.

    +1
  • maddfoxxer October 9, 2014

    Felt that Shit waaaaaaaay over here....

    +1
 
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