That was fucking great. That drunk bitch's face made quite a loud sound as it smacked the pavement. Lucky for her, you don't feel shit when you're drunk. But I'm sure she'll be feeling it after she sobers up. Which is more reason to keep drinking.
how low can you go how low can you go I say how low can you go
That remind me I need a beer.
great nose plant listen to the bone snap
Tsunami warning for Okinawa.
DO NOT GIVE ALCOHOL TO THE GORILLAS!!
..What's so hard about twerking? -The concrete sidewalk.
Concrete is not part of the Mountain Gorilla's natural habitat.
Fatass black bitches need to buy clothes big enough to compensate for all their fucking blubber.
Sit on that thing and go for a ride
she suddenly got the taste for sidewalk insted of fried chicken
Fucking Whale probably had some shrimp in that purse.
she has'nt gone down that fast since happyjack offered her a twinkie for a blowjob!
Aunt Jemima's secret technique for knitting dough.
Sounded like shit plopping upon another piece of shit.... Ahh. Sounds of the urban toilet.
She's ok....she landed on her lips.
After lots of useless years at school she knows now, what her physics-teacher means, when he said: Force is mass multiplied by acceleration....
I think that monkey has a little bit too much brass monkey
By the looks of her face this is not the first time this happens to her.
Better hope she doesn't puke. They will have to evacuate the entire neighborhood for decontamination.
I'm surprised that she didn't stick to the pavement!
So that's why they have flat noses.?!
dikembe mutombo couldn't of slapped her better... ugh ugh ugh
A fried chicken comment about a woman who falls down drunk and does a face plant?? Come on rednecks step your game up the fried chicken KFC thing is dead, unoriginal hicks. But some of you guys probably think Larry the Cable Guy is funny, so there you go.
Well, there's one good thing uve got goin for ya happy... You can fall in a vat of shit AND come out lookin and smelling the same as before!!! Us rednecks don't have that ability... Was that original enuf for ya?
If dough were on the ground there would be gorilla cookies...Redd Foxx...
^^^^ pretty good!!
I'd hit it... again with that slab of concrete
Bitch be drunk as hell, falling down and shit! Bitch, get your big ass up!
she made it to 8 steps in the 12 steps program.
Felt that Shit waaaaaaaay over here....