Week In Crazyshit: Pray For Jay

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Adam H.
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Jay's getting cut today to repair his shoulder, which I'm thinking he blew out during an intense beat off session, but he says it was skateboarding. Either way, let's hope he makes it out of surgery alive. If he does happen to die, he told me to take over as King of Crazyshit, but as wonderful a title that is, I'd rather have my buddy able to bring that can of Coors from the table to his mouth without any pain. Keep the big guy in your prayers when you face east and bow to Allah.

30 Comments
  • ouch October 10, 2014

    Happyjack it's not black people we hate, It's NIGGERS!...Get well soon Jay & Happy WICS Bitches

    +4
  • dirtywonka October 10, 2014

    what happens when u wank it to hard

    -1
  • mykejp October 10, 2014

    Speedy recovery Jay, next time, just pay a hooker to wank it for you.

    +1
  • bigtex October 10, 2014

    Adam, I can see the guilt in your eyes. Jay hurt his shoulder jerking you off didn't he!!

    +2
  • sbohica October 10, 2014

    Wow!!! They threw a DOG a bone. Good job men!

    +0
  • iluvkitty October 10, 2014

    Jay didn't have this "jack off" shoulder injury when he was in Florida, because Adam would do it for him.

    +2
  • vulture October 10, 2014

    i want to see the vid inside Jays shoulder posted here...no weekly rockinron news this week ?

    +1
  • kanada October 10, 2014

    Good luck jay. Get well soon. I hope you have the same doctor as RR.

    +0
  • kanada October 10, 2014

    Gotta hand it to you Adam, you have some acting skills. I've seen this acting with the RR tribute.

    +0
  • longhungwong October 10, 2014

    He'll be fine.. its not like its lightbulb in a vajayjay surgery.

    +2
  • scottishtits77 October 10, 2014

    Dutch rudder gone wrong :(

    Feel better soon Jay.

    +2
  • fuckstart October 10, 2014

    If it was skateboarding we would have seen the fail video. Adams explanation is more probable. But thats what 10+ years of crazy shit will do to you. It starts as tennis elbo moves on to dick burns then then you tear a rotor cuff windmilling that shit. Thinking we almost lost my fucking hero made me join you sick fucks. That plus i would get kicked off any other sites for just being myself. Get better jay and joint ease wouldnt hurt.

    +1
  • fistermister October 10, 2014

    WELL FUCK YOU TOO!

    +1
  • happyjack October 10, 2014

    Get well soon but this might be a sign that it's time to retire from skateboarding and to start looking into some old man activities. @sbohica wow they did throw you a bone....congratulations. Lastly I would like to thank the PG, black people, and the cops who all made this COTW possible. Only in America (in my best Don King voice while waiving a small US flag)

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  • ghosthunter October 10, 2014

    Mass General is a great hospital.

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  • sbohica October 10, 2014

    Happy, ur obsession with me is becoming borderline criminal. I made no reference towards u and it wud b nice if u wud get off my cock!!! I realize ur user name is the politically correct definition of the SLANG word of ur sexuality but plz brotha... I don't swing that way!!! Find another man to hit on...

    +0
  • dozer67 October 10, 2014

    @happyjack BOTH!!

    +1
  • happyjack October 10, 2014

    @sbohica are you ok? All I said to you was congratulations. Calm down you weirdo. This shit isn't that serious.

    +0
  • sbohica October 10, 2014

    Uh... There are a few more words after u referenced me... I realize ghetto crack is the worst so plz clear up ur head before u reply with another lie! Typical..

    +0
  • longhungwong October 10, 2014

    Congrats to COTW happyjack.. @sbohica that cactus comment was hilarious.. and congrats to the rest of the top 10ers.

    +0
  • vaticider October 10, 2014

    Fuck No FOOL ME ONCE!!! If its real get better soon if not DIF..

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  • sbohica October 10, 2014

    Thx Wong!! Ur comments are always funnier than mine tho!!! A lot of times, I don't even try to compete with ya. I'm Daniel-son... U Myogi...

    -2
  • potrostation October 10, 2014

    Happy switch hitting Jay D.

    +0
  • bigtex October 11, 2014

    @long is a funny fucker!!

    +0
  • dullfeathers October 11, 2014

    Damb Jay...I recently got busted ribs from eating it on a skateboard...let's face it, we're not 20 anymore and time to leave it to the young bucks. Hope ya feel better soon bro.

    +1
  • randybobandy October 11, 2014

    Is Jay the fat one with the cock obsession?

    -1
  • ludenlasivius October 11, 2014

    Any time your buddy tells you he got some bad-ass extreme sports injury, especially a fat fuck like Jay, you just know he really sprained himself wiping his ass.

    +1
  • cellule October 11, 2014

    Jay on a skateboard.. And my ass is fried chicken.

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  • pussysurveyor October 11, 2014

    Probably fucked his shoulder up by beating somebody else's meat.

    -3
  • goodster October 12, 2014

    ^that was a little bit funny,,,, but I gotta neg ya because your still an ingnant fucqtard!

    +0
 
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