The Fountain Of Tits

That's a clever way to encourage alcoholism. I was only planning on having one drink, but I can't stop going back for more. So which one of you guys would be the super creepy one fondling the rubber tits just a little too much? I say it's all good as long as you don't whip out your dick and start beating it.

23 Comments
  • vulture October 13, 2014

    were is the one serving shit out of her arse

    +2
  • barabarijus October 13, 2014

    Press her head and u will get snickers from her ass...

    +3
  • rockinron October 13, 2014

    i for one would be one seriously drunk mother fucker before the night was over.

    +2
  • bigtex October 13, 2014

    Next week we'll see a pic with a dick stuck in that!!

    +0
  • lobster October 13, 2014

    Great to see Mr. Miyagi is doing well

    +3
  • happyjack October 13, 2014

    I don't have a lot of patience for Asian porn. If it's not the blurred out body parts it's the cartoons and make believe shit.

    +2
  • fuzzynaval420 October 13, 2014

    Those piece of shit Asians stole this idea from a clockwork orange! Fuck those Oriental motherfuckers

    -1
  • crazyvet October 13, 2014

    If I could get one of these that worked on a keg of Budweiser, I could lock onto that tit for hours.

    +1
  • whobe October 13, 2014

    I do that in all the department stores and that never happened for me.

    +1
  • ouch October 13, 2014

    How many NIPS does it take you to get drunk?

    +0
  • longhungwong October 13, 2014

    What the fuck man, these people make the people fucking goats seem normal.

    +0
  • vaticider October 13, 2014

    After watching fly trap ass, this seems acceptable.

    +3
  • captainkidd October 13, 2014

    No fuck that. Id drop trow right in front of everyone and fuck those dolls and suck that liquor out and not give one fuck about it.

    +0
  • eat3beans October 13, 2014

    How the fuck do you find yourself in a situation like this? How come women with oozing boobs aren't in my living room right now? One day... One day

    +0
  • white_devil October 13, 2014

    I would look like a super perv! I love drinking a little too much and I just so happen to pull my dick out every time I get drunk!

    +0
  • dkgarr999 October 14, 2014

    I wonder how it dispenses milk duds?

    +0
  • sirfartsalot October 14, 2014

    Now can my wife get this add on with her tit job so I can watch football squeeze a tit and get some beer!?

    +0
  • dirtywonka October 14, 2014

    yea officer give her tit a squeeze

    +0
  • cellule October 14, 2014

    And she shits sushis when punched in the cunt.

    +0
  • yeknom October 14, 2014

    Some of those dudes don't know how to work a titty.

    +0
  • yeknom October 14, 2014

    The ones shooting red wine were a little unsettling.

    +0
  • norwegiandrunk October 14, 2014

    give me a house version and i wont feel bad about drinking alone anymore

    +1
 
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