Should Have Gone Higher

You call that a suicide attempt? If that's as high as you're going to jump from, then at least take a header. Show some fucking commitment for once in your life. Swan dive off that shit and splatter your brain all over the sidewalk. That's what the people want to see. At least that's what we all want to see.

16 Comments
  • ludenlasivius October 14, 2014

    Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spid--- Huh. Never seen a spider do that.

    +1
  • crazyvet October 14, 2014

    He doesn't get the satisfaction of successfully completing a task, he just gets to hurt.

    +0
  • vulture October 14, 2014

    where do i send the wheelchair catalogue to

    +1
  • norwegiandrunk October 14, 2014

    attention whore! if you wanted to die you would have found a taller building! pussy.

    +2
  • whobe October 14, 2014

    I like how the kid walks up "did he died"?

    +5
  • eat3beans October 14, 2014

    If you're gonna do suicide- take some Akbars with you

    +6
  • lobster October 14, 2014

    Less bounce than my wife's old tits

    +2
  • cellule October 14, 2014

    Things are going to be a little harder stuck in a wheelchair.

    +0
  • rockinron October 14, 2014

    failed at failing, what a fuck up!!

    +1
  • longhungwong October 14, 2014

    To think he did this because he was flat broke before he fell... look at him now.

    +2
  • vaticider October 14, 2014

    If at first you don't succeed...

    +1
  • bigtex October 14, 2014

    You know you really suck when you commit suicide and people still pick on you!!

    +1
  • dirtywonka October 15, 2014

    i like when they bounce.I give that one!Two middle fingers

    +0
  • dozer67 October 15, 2014

    Russia? it would take a 20 story building to kill a Russian, this person probably got up and walked to the nearist liquor store.

    +0
  • dormagen1 October 15, 2014

    the only time ive seen kids gather around something so quick is after a pinta is broke up... like that guys head!!!! yeah kids!!!!!

    +0
  • cag5150 August 26, 2016

    well if he survives the best thing he's got to look forward to is possibly a nurse wiping his ass...well maybe not everyone will agree but when I broke both legs and was in traction it felt pretty....I'll stop there

    +0
 
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