Time To Die Dumbasses

Here's a tip for all you folks out there. Don't hop on the back of a motorcycle that's being driven by a fucking moron who can't see a giant truck speeding his way. This is why patience is a virtue. It might save you from being smeared on the road.

25 Comments
  • happyjack October 15, 2014

    I think the driver of the Nissan had a tub of popcorn in his lap just waiting for the show to begin.

    +4
  • bigtex October 15, 2014

    Two less village idiots!!

    +1
  • vulture October 15, 2014

    his timing was dead perfect

    +2
  • scarred1096 October 15, 2014

    If only someone hadn't shit in they're helmets...

    +3
  • whobe October 15, 2014

    How many gooks does it take to asphalt a road? Only 2 if you plow into them hard enough.

    +5
  • rockinron October 15, 2014

    asians make such nice skid marks on the road.

    +1
  • crazyvet October 15, 2014

    He forgot the "right" part of left,right,left.

    +2
  • donunderstan October 15, 2014

    Patience? Make that patients.

    +1
  • wifebeater2000 October 15, 2014

    janitor just got promoted to store manager at the quicky mart

    +1
  • solidbriscoe October 15, 2014

    His blinker was on for the opposite direction. What a couple of dumbshits.

    +1
  • longhungwong October 15, 2014

    Today is Nacho day... Taco bout bad timing.

    +1
  • captainkidd October 15, 2014

    As much as hoes like to fuck these days, youd think swalowing would be a better option than releasing fucktards into the world.

    +3
  • madkraze October 15, 2014

    Always look left and right then right again

    +1
  • pizzapie October 15, 2014

    smear the queers

    +0
  • dirtywonka October 15, 2014

    beep beep mother fucker

    +0
  • vaticider October 15, 2014

    Oddly enough, every time Omboaw turns his head to the right his eyelids close, leaving him to depend on the goo will of others while operating a motor vehicle.

    +0
  • cellule October 15, 2014

    No surprise, he does'nt even know his right or his left.

    +0
  • fingers October 16, 2014

    Two less mouths to feed and one Yamaha for parts

    +0
  • allcaps October 16, 2014

    The little truck has a break light out on the passenger side...

    +0
  • eat3beans October 16, 2014

    Oh no! Is he ok? Haha just kidding, scoop him off to the side

    +0
  • handsomedevil October 16, 2014

    his soul signaled right, but his body got "left." =,(

    +0
  • pimpy October 16, 2014

    @wifebeater2000 more like the janitor just got promoted to quicky meats!

    +0
  • dozer67 October 18, 2014

    why is it always a truck?

    +0
  • tardnugget October 18, 2014

    If you french fry when youre supposed to pizza slice.... youre gonna have a bad time

    +0
  • m3taphys1ca7 October 24, 2014

    R.I.P

    :(

    +0
 
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