parasailer eats it hard

jay
15,626 Views 2 years ago

I always thought that you were supposed to parasail over water. That way when this shit happened, you could just hit the water and drown. Instead of hitting the ground and giving a half dead moan. Seriously though, this is a fucking stupid idea. I mean, it's the fucking ground. It hurts. And now, you do too.

22 Comments
  • vulture October 20, 2014

    OH SHIT...is that technical talk

    +4
  • 2indastink October 20, 2014

    he squealed like the pig I fucked last night.

    +3
  • wifebeater2000 October 20, 2014

    sounds like cockinron got ther at the .25 sec mark

    +4
  • bigtex October 20, 2014

    I've gone parasailing over water lots of times, but this is way more entertaining from a spectators point of view!!

    +2
  • thedoctor October 20, 2014

    I considered parasailing but then thought that I might ought to look at any videos of accidents and the bad ones are almost all under 100 ft. The worst I saw was a guy who lost all the wind under his sail at 30ft and he dropped like a rock to the ground and broke his back, I'm sure there are far worse but how much worse do you need than a broken back?

    +2
  • happyjack October 20, 2014

    The para is for paraplegic.

    +6
  • chupamiverga October 20, 2014

    this happened to my ex-girlfriends mom. but it wasn't her fault. the boater took us near the shore to land on the beach so we wouldn't get the chute wet but he was going to fast and she pretty much landed on her face. nothing really major happened but she did break her pinky toe. I felt like an asshole cause I thought it was a joke and I was laughing my ass off.

    +9
  • ouch October 20, 2014

    I love idiots.

    +3
  • whobe October 20, 2014

    Your supposed to yell Crazy Shit not Oh Shit. Still I will give him a +1 for the butt fuck sound after landing.

    +5
  • tardnugget October 20, 2014

    COMIN IN HOT.

    +3
  • wombatbytes October 20, 2014

    Just to bore you with some technical details, that is a paraglider on a tow launch, not a parasail.

    I can't see any sign he is actively controlling the wing and he has drifted way off the launch line and stalled or collapsed the left side of his wing and then gone for the biggest face plant of his life.

    +3
  • eat3beans October 20, 2014

    Sherry poppins

    +2
  • crazyvet October 20, 2014

    If you don't have wings or a motor, don't be flying around.

    +3
  • fistermister October 20, 2014

    You're gonna want to kick the guy whom taught you to parasail! You are instructed to fallow the heat-thermals from here on out! Trust me it's a better ride, and a lot faster!

    +3
  • rockinron October 20, 2014

    parasailors, creating wound pussy for rockinron:since 1978!

    +4
  • ballshorts October 20, 2014

    life is hard. Its even harder if your stupid

    +5
  • cellule October 20, 2014

    Footage from one of the 3 Canada paratrooper intensive training camp.

    +4
  • longhungwong October 20, 2014

    Oh chute!

    +4
  • corruptedsob October 20, 2014

    Pull Out!!! I mean Pull Up

    +1
  • dullfeathers October 21, 2014

    @happyjack...yup...I'm sure there will be a foundation formed soon that will strap parachutes to wheelchairs so he can re-live that \"fantastic\" experience once again. Like the Christopher Reeves electric chair on a horse ride.

    +3
  • vaticider October 21, 2014

    That was ok, but I was hoping for a plane to make a landing.

    +1
  • dirtywonka October 21, 2014

    look its a plane!!nope just an other dumb ass

    +1
 
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