Person Cut in Half by Car

jay
25,124 Views 2 years ago

If his goal was to jump over, he just about made it. The only problem is the part that made it is on the ground. The other part that didn't is on the roof of the car. So I will give you a 5 out of 10.

28 Comments
  • naktaa October 24, 2014

    What an asshole he better wash my damn car!

    +4
  • lobster October 24, 2014

    Shouldn't have half-assed that wheelie

    +4
  • bigtex October 24, 2014

    I need to open a body shop and sell scooters out front over there, I'd be a fucking billionaire!!!

    +5
  • otakuharakiri October 24, 2014

    @Bigtex: you can have a half off sale.

    +5
  • sbohica October 24, 2014

    You can't just give Half the effort!

    +2
  • donunderstan October 24, 2014

    How the fuck do you make a whole language with four letters?

    +4
  • whobe October 24, 2014

    Looks like the ejection seat worked it just needs a little more oomph.

    +4
  • jlm77 October 24, 2014

    just when you got the rear window fixed you gotta change the bumper

    +3
  • yeayeayea October 24, 2014

    Nice new hood ornament.

    +3
  • ballshorts October 24, 2014

    Probably would have made it if he was wearing a helmet

    +4
  • rockinron October 24, 2014

    bet you never saw that at band camp did ya buddy!

    +2
  • fuzzynaval420 October 24, 2014

    Fuck the guy holding the camera and his stupid fucking language.

    +2
  • eat3beans October 24, 2014

    Boing ding gong goo duh ping pang

    +3
  • nybadguy October 24, 2014

    Poor bastard just had his rear window replaced. Now he's going to need a whole new car. Talk about a bad day.

    +1
  • pizzapie October 24, 2014

    Didn't they rebuild Steve Austin?

    +2
  • vulture October 24, 2014

    name on number plate translates as grim reaper

    +2
  • goodster October 24, 2014

    Wait... Question????? This is not the U.S.,,,RIGHT???? Well then,,, Why is half the licence plate in ASIAN and the other half in English #??

    -1
  • vaticider October 24, 2014

    last meal was cheezy puffs.

    +1
  • truckingman October 24, 2014

    MAN, it snapped his ASS in Half.....

    +2
  • truckingman October 24, 2014

    @yeayeayea: You mean a New 'Roof Ornament' right?

    Got wondering, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +2
  • seamorebuts October 24, 2014

    DAAAAMMMM!!!!

    +1
  • happyjack October 24, 2014

    Might as well donate him to the towns Halloween decorations.

    +2
  • longhungwong October 24, 2014

    Yes Uncle Lee I'm sure.. Advertise Chow Mane half price!

    +2
  • magnus October 25, 2014

    Ho gives a dam about the lisensplate.........

    +0
  • captjim October 25, 2014

    yesterday i'm not half the man i used to be...

    +0
  • rodeye2 October 25, 2014

    In half? In China they dice them up like a pizza.

    +1
  • cellule October 25, 2014

    What happened?? I don't speak tamul.. Is he dead?..

    +0
  • tibiafinger November 6, 2014

    Shoulda been wearing a helmet.

    +0
 
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