Let's be honest here. I didn't even realize she was on a motorcycle until a few minutes into the video. I was just staring at her ass, waiting to see her asshole. I did eventually see a asshole, but it was the cop that stopped them.
I bet she can ride the hell out of Hitachi too.
A woman was late to work and speeding down the highway. A motorcycle cop pulled her over for. He said, \" Ma'am, why you in such a hurry?\" She said, \" I'm in a hurry because I'm late for work!\" The cop said, \" If you don't mind me asking, what do you do?\" She said, \" I'm an asshole stretcher!!\" The cop was confused, \" An asshole stretcher? Exactly what do you do!?\" She said, \" I start off with one finger then two finger then three and four, I continue stretching until it's six feet!!\" The cop said, \" Six feet!? What in the hell do you do with a six foot asshole!? She said, \" We put them on the side of the road on motorcycles with radar guns!!\" :-)
She's going to end up being rear-ended riding around like that!
What was I gonna say?
I'm not thoroughly convinced that all those sounds were coming from the motorcycle.
I would pull that ass over too if I was a cop.. just to find out where she lives...
@fistermister ...best reply of the month...Mister...
After i watched this video 7 times,i noticed the bike seat ha
That looks like Dolly Parton, wearing a bag over her head.
I call moped.
there's always a cock blocker in the streets
All I saw was a giggly black rose covered ASS...
Whatch out that thing looks like it's gonna blow!
I had my mouse on the pause button because, this being Crazyshit, I was convinced she was gonna shit herself mid-ride.
Could have hit more bumps in the road .
I'm givin it up to BigTex. Good one.
@bigtex Third grade "joke" from Mexas. They must have peaked early.
Im bone dry man, bone dry. I jizzled my drizzle at 630 tonight watching some good porn so good it pushed it all out and turned all the switches off for a recharge.....damit.
I'd wreck it, and I'm not talkin' about the bike.
theres only one place women are willing to do that.....SPAIN!
i wish i had smell-o-vision
I see what you did there.
I think she got a warning ticket so that she didn't cause a 50 car pile up.
@ballshorts, thanks, I thought it was funny. @Pussynogetter, I have the feeling that you're the kind of guy even your own mother hates!! Insecure over your tiny dick and lack of education!! The ONLY reason you're still even invited to Christmas dinner is because your loser ass still lives at home with your fat mom!! You pathetic puke!!! :-)
runs on methane
try this crazy move, make a woman sit on your chest and beat off to her ass in front of your face. Just be careful because some of them want to actually get off and suprise you with a pussy nose rub. and if you dont stop them they will face fuck your nose. either way.
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thank god for the cops. i'd was afraid that wonderful ass was going to become hamburg.