Check out this asshole on a motorcycle

jay
41,694 Views 2 years ago

Let's be honest here. I didn't even realize she was on a motorcycle until a few minutes into the video. I was just staring at her ass, waiting to see her asshole. I did eventually see a asshole, but it was the cop that stopped them.

29 Comments
  • longhungwong October 31, 2014

    I bet she can ride the hell out of Hitachi too.

    +3
  • bigtex October 31, 2014

    A woman was late to work and speeding down the highway. A motorcycle cop pulled her over for. He said, \" Ma'am, why you in such a hurry?\" She said, \" I'm in a hurry because I'm late for work!\" The cop said, \" If you don't mind me asking, what do you do?\" She said, \" I'm an asshole stretcher!!\" The cop was confused, \" An asshole stretcher? Exactly what do you do!?\" She said, \" I start off with one finger then two finger then three and four, I continue stretching until it's six feet!!\" The cop said, \" Six feet!? What in the hell do you do with a six foot asshole!? She said, \" We put them on the side of the road on motorcycles with radar guns!!\" :-)

    +5
  • longhungwong October 31, 2014

    She's going to end up being rear-ended riding around like that!

    +4
  • fistermister October 31, 2014

    What was I gonna say?

    +6
  • donunderstan October 31, 2014

    I'm not thoroughly convinced that all those sounds were coming from the motorcycle.

    +3
  • allcaps October 31, 2014

    I would pull that ass over too if I was a cop.. just to find out where she lives...

    +2
  • allcaps October 31, 2014

    @fistermister ...best reply of the month...Mister...

    +3
  • rockinron October 31, 2014

    what bike?

    +1
  • darkmadness October 31, 2014

    After i watched this video 7 times,i noticed the bike seat ha

    +2
  • crazyvet October 31, 2014

    That looks like Dolly Parton, wearing a bag over her head.

    +2
  • potrostation October 31, 2014

    I call moped.

    +2
  • jlm77 October 31, 2014

    there's always a cock blocker in the streets

    +2
  • truckingman October 31, 2014

    All I saw was a giggly black rose covered ASS...

    +2
  • eat3beans October 31, 2014

    Whatch out that thing looks like it's gonna blow!

    +3
  • x-treme1 October 31, 2014

    I had my mouse on the pause button because, this being Crazyshit, I was convinced she was gonna shit herself mid-ride.

    +4
  • burlyfish October 31, 2014

    Could have hit more bumps in the road .

    +3
  • ballshorts October 31, 2014

    I'm givin it up to BigTex. Good one.

    +3
  • pussysurveyor October 31, 2014

    @bigtex Third grade "joke" from Mexas. They must have peaked early.

    -4
  • joedumber October 31, 2014

    Im bone dry man, bone dry. I jizzled my drizzle at 630 tonight watching some good porn so good it pushed it all out and turned all the switches off for a recharge.....damit.

    +1
  • captjim October 31, 2014

    I'd wreck it, and I'm not talkin' about the bike.

    +4
  • joedumber October 31, 2014

    theres only one place women are willing to do that.....SPAIN!

    +2
  • mrpoop November 1, 2014

    i wish i had smell-o-vision

    +4
  • vaticider November 1, 2014

    I see what you did there.

    +1
  • dullfeathers November 1, 2014

    I think she got a warning ticket so that she didn't cause a 50 car pile up.

    +2
  • bigtex November 1, 2014

    @ballshorts, thanks, I thought it was funny. @Pussynogetter, I have the feeling that you're the kind of guy even your own mother hates!! Insecure over your tiny dick and lack of education!! The ONLY reason you're still even invited to Christmas dinner is because your loser ass still lives at home with your fat mom!! You pathetic puke!!! :-)

    +2
  • handsomedevil November 1, 2014

    runs on methane

    +2
  • joedumber November 1, 2014

    try this crazy move, make a woman sit on your chest and beat off to her ass in front of your face. Just be careful because some of them want to actually get off and suprise you with a pussy nose rub. and if you dont stop them they will face fuck your nose. either way.

    +2
  • cellule November 1, 2014

    Introducing new sprocket from Victoria's Secrets.

    +1
  • dkgarr999 November 2, 2014

    thank god for the cops. i'd was afraid that wonderful ass was going to become hamburg.

    +0
 
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