Best Dog Ever

jay
14,946 Views 2 years ago

I love my dog, but I would trade him in a heartbeat for this dog. My dog knocks over beers to drink them, unlike this great dog. He goes the fridge and gets his owner a beer. I'm sure if my dog did that, he'd make himself a sammich and eat it, before ever getting me a beer.

20 Comments
  • longhungwong November 2, 2014

    With a friend like that who needs a bitch?

    +16
  • donunderstan November 2, 2014

    Last time my bitch brought me a empty beer I smacked her with a rolled up newspaper.

    +2
  • longhungwong November 2, 2014

    I had a bitch with crazy eyes... I'd like to pretend she was loving it during sex.

    +3
  • eat3beans November 2, 2014

    I have a pug, if it had any brains at all I would teach it to run up and lick pussy to all the girls tanning at the beach and then I'd make out with the dog

    +6
  • big_daddy305 November 2, 2014

    I bet that dog's thinking.. anything's better than that peanut butter thing you had me clean up.

    +7
  • whobe November 2, 2014

    Teach him how to make a sandwich, buy a goat and you can get rid of your bitch.

    +3
  • jlm77 November 2, 2014

    that's my dog

    +1
  • chupamiverga November 2, 2014

    jay's dog fetches his dildo

    +5
  • potrostation November 2, 2014

    Empty beer?

    +3
  • supson November 2, 2014

    If you can't fetch me a beer or some pussy then get the fuck out of my house!

    +2
  • 2indastink November 2, 2014

    I drink beer and fuck animals.

    +3
  • solidbriscoe November 2, 2014

    I fuck beer and drink animals... No. Wait...

    +6
  • rockinron November 2, 2014

    what? no fuckin sammich?

    +4
  • darkmadness November 2, 2014

    If my dog brings me my bong & weed,and a sammich,best friends

    +3
  • truckingman November 2, 2014

    "BEER!!!" Also, the dog closed the frige door, COOL...

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +2
  • kanada November 2, 2014

    I would've named him Marilyn or Manson.

    +3
  • bigtex November 2, 2014

    You trained your dog to bring you empty beer bottles!?

    +1
  • cellule November 2, 2014

    I teached this to my gf. Now I'm trying to teach her how to lick her own ass.

    +1
  • dullfeathers November 3, 2014

    Im curious what Pennet does when his ownersays \"im horny\"....I bet it grabs a jar of creamy Jiff.

    +2
  • sbohica November 3, 2014

    That must be dyed hair..

    +3
 
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