Some people are never the hero of the party no matter how hard they try. It doesn't matter if it's the bro who just broke your coffee table, or these two that destroyed your boat.
I hope that shitting boat was a rental
should have gone head first...
I'd throw his dumbass in that sewage water
Now their legs are broken throw them into the water.
Did he just jump on a ferry or did he jumping on a fairy.
I'm on a boat, now I'm in a boat look at me motherfuckers I'm in a boat. And it's hulling my ass.
Inflate the fucking life boats, we are about to have a problem.
Whatever floats their boat.
You fat fuck.
Great insertions from both!
A swan dive would have been much more entertaining!!
That's what you get when your boat is Made in China.
something tells me someones about to get an ass whooping