What to remember when standing on train tracks

Big Jeff
17,393 Views 2 years ago

There's nothing too hard to remember here. 1. Trains hurt when they hit you. 2 don't fuck with trains. 3(if you're a fucking idiot) Trains go both ways.

22 Comments
  • pinchetumadre November 3, 2014

    10 points

    +1
  • longhungwong November 3, 2014

    That's one hell of a way to run a train on somebody's ass!

    +6
  • eat3beans November 3, 2014

    Will someone fix the guard rails and warning signs, they're not working again

    +0
  • whobe November 3, 2014

    Looks like stupid just got fixed.

    +9
  • jlm77 November 3, 2014

    so that's why there's another set of train tracks

    +0
  • 2indastink November 3, 2014

    they're now going in the wrong direction......and stuck to the fucking wheels.

    +2
  • longhungwong November 3, 2014

    They're on the right track to hell!

    +3
  • tardnugget November 3, 2014

    Russian version of the knockout game

    +1
  • fistermister November 3, 2014

    Just a grease spot on the L&M.

    +1
  • kanada November 3, 2014

    These One Direction fans never heard crazy train.

    +2
  • otakuharakiri November 3, 2014

    As soon as I saw the railroad sign written in russian I just knew how this video would turn out.

    +2
  • donunderstan November 3, 2014

    Stupidity is Gods solution to mankind curing illness.

    +0
  • crazyvet November 3, 2014

    I was yelling "train", he thought I was talking about rain.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe November 3, 2014

    Train stops twenty miles after... Because of the blood lube on the tracks. Unbeknownst to common fodder, blood makes great lubricant!!

    +0
  • supson November 3, 2014

    Hahahaaa! When will these Russians ever learn? And how can I stop that from happening?

    +0
  • penzman November 3, 2014

    ''Ahhh, this sudden breeze fells soooo g....''

    +0
  • dormagen1 November 3, 2014

    oh my god!! Did he die? that is sooooo scary. i hate it when a train gets ran on me ;)

    +1
  • darkmadness November 3, 2014

    Lets see how a bug splash looks like on a train window

    +1
  • captjim November 3, 2014

    This happened in my hometown about 35 years ago or so, 3 people in that situation, I think all 3 of them bit it, looks like one guy got away, the gal got seriously bitch slapped by the train, and the 3rd guy was toast... or in this case, pancaked.

    +1
  • bigtex November 3, 2014

    Go get the pressure washer Floyd!!

    +1
  • rockinron November 4, 2014

    my moneys on that being a closed casket funeral

    +0
  • isnogood November 4, 2014

    great how igor is looking for sergey`s wallet first

    +0
 
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