Who wants cucumber on their salad? We got a big fresh one and there's plenty to go around. Just be careful if you want to shove it up your ass. You don't want it getting stuck up there and have to explain it to the doctor.
If youre gonna do that why use such a small cucumber?
cucumbers get anywere they should be kept on a lead at all times
I was wondering where I lost that.
She could have saved a lot of money if she just pushed.
He'll shit bricks once he sees the medical bill.
I was just walking down the street minding my own business when all of a sudden I trip and fell on this huge cucumber. Honest Injun Doc.
That's one big ass Bot Fly.
One in a million doc, one in a million.
Not easy to be in a fraternity these days!
My friend an ER surgeon said that shit happens on a regular basis
Umm next time I'll chop it up before I eat it doc.
\"That's weird... I don't remember eating cucumber doc...\"
don't let it go to waste, cut it up and throw it in the salad
that's not what the docs meant by taking in more fiber
Probably from eating the seeds eh doc.
Well that's one way to prevent the seeds from getting mixed in your shit
Home-made tsaziki recipe taken on the innaneh'...
@pussysurveyor, how much did this cost you!?
HO HO HO green giant!!!
What is with this Mother FuckerS Shoving SHIT, Stuff, Up their ASSES Only to to have the SHIT Go in to Far and can not get It Out. Only to end up in the Hospital to have the SHIT REMOVED, The Staff DO NOT What to See or Get in Involved in Your MF" SHITTY SITUATION...
@kanada: The doc would say "Right, all ready then..."
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
I keep getting pop-ups from this site so it's hasta la vista..
^^^^ you got Ebola, go quarantine yourself.
Dude why'd ya do that ?
Eating healthy, You did it wrong.
Man. I'd like to see a video of this prick walking Around. Wonder if he walks like he's holding in a huge fart.
The I'm no expert on having things inserted in my ass, but from a practical point of view couldn't the first 12" of that cucumber do the trick? Could have left a handle of a few inches anyway. "What are you here for?" "been having some mild discomfort in my anal region"
I've always said Veggi Tales was gay!
i just ate a footlong cucumber and im still hungry
@dorm. That's because it belongs in the front door and not the back man.
@thedoctor, bust out the credit card and buy a VIP. Then those pop ups won't happen!!
So that's how Rockinron perforated his rectum and died.
I woke up like this doc, honestly.
I bet that felt good..
And that's how pickles are made.
hi, my name is ronski; and welcome to jackass!
longhungwong id hate to see your missus, im sure that's a blokes arse !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUDE you have some fucking issues
"Doc, i was on that field just tumble and fall ..."