The Ultimate WTF

jay
32,298 Views 2 years ago

This guy goes the distance when it's time to get freaky. I am not even sure how he does it all. He's got a webcam set up, fake tits in a latex suit, looks like he's pregnant, a wang milker, and a dildo in his ass. Talk about sensory overload. To top it off, he has a pacifier. I am highly impressed my man. I didn't even know this was possible.

37 Comments
  • rockinron November 7, 2014

    damn i bet he gets a bigger discount than i do at freaks are us!

    +2
  • bigtex November 7, 2014

    I've been wondering where Ouch has been!!

    +10
  • captjim November 7, 2014

    Human bodies need and "UNSEE" button...

    +4
  • zipzabba November 7, 2014

    Umm......well.....

    +1
  • dullfeathers November 7, 2014

    I bet you're impressed Jay...so much so that you have your entire staff on R&D to find you the same get up shipped same day delivery.

    +3
  • fistermister November 7, 2014

    He's on a first name bases with the clerks at the sex shop.

    +2
  • xizang November 7, 2014

    Which one of you warped fuckers is this ???

    +7
  • tardnugget November 7, 2014

    Footage courtesy of Robert Hallock

    +10
  • slippy November 7, 2014

    Wall street tycoon by day.

    +4
  • vulture November 7, 2014

    hes alread in a black plastic bag now put him out with the rubbish

    +2
  • kanada November 7, 2014

    That explains why we don't have wics.

    +3
  • wifebeater2000 November 7, 2014

    that cock sucker was set to the cockinron setting..

    +3
  • chupamiverga November 7, 2014

    jay don't post your personal shit on here

    +7
  • whobe November 7, 2014

    Comes in a discreet package.

    +3
  • ballshorts November 7, 2014

    This is why chicks should give sympathy fucks.

    +2
  • nybadguy November 7, 2014

    The fuck. That dude knows how to multitask.

    +3
  • longhungwong November 7, 2014

    Crayshit's Human Resources guy!

    +9
  • whobe November 7, 2014

    @longhungwong LOL.

    +2
  • otakuharakiri November 7, 2014

    This is what I imagine is on the other side of a call to customer support at Comcast cable.

    +1
  • sbohica November 7, 2014

    I thought @happyjack was a black fella???

    +1
  • me68 November 7, 2014

    just needs a black thick tied up garbage bag around his ugly head oh and maybe a bullet just in case !!!!!!!!!

    +1
  • truckingman November 7, 2014

    WTMF"BF WAS THAT??? Ok, wear's the MF" A-10, 30000 30MM round, 2 500bl bombs, and 6 Cluster FUCKS to eradicate this THING.....

    EXTREMELY HORRIFIED AND DISGUSTED, ROBERT HALLOCK

    THE TRUCKINGMAN.

    +3
  • truckingman November 7, 2014

    @tardnugget: F.U.C.K..Y.O.U!!! You sick pig....

    +2
  • joedumber November 7, 2014

    this guy watches too much german porn.

    +2
  • kanada November 7, 2014

    Just curious, would the people at CS know how many times somebody watched an upload ?

    +4
  • sbohica November 7, 2014

    Awesome Wong +1

    +1
  • pizzapie November 7, 2014

    did Ouch die?

    +1
  • redhedridr November 7, 2014

    I think that, ZOMBIE PROTOCALL #1 applies here, HEAD SHOTS ONLY and BURN IT!

    +1
  • joedumber November 7, 2014

    @kanada yeah, mine was about 3 seconds.

    +1
  • eat3beans November 7, 2014

    Jay! You've got some explaining to do.

    +2
  • englishgent November 7, 2014

    Holy fuck I can't stop laughing.

    +2
  • eat3beans November 7, 2014

    This one is another winner I had to share this link to everyone in my contacts

    +1
  • vaticider November 7, 2014

    MY EYES!!!!!

    +1
  • darkmadness November 8, 2014

    28 seconds of WTF.

    +1
  • cellule November 10, 2014

    Jay had a good idea to put that machine on "broil". Getting done with the shit faster so he'll be taking care of that WICS anytime soon..

    +0
  • dkgarr999 November 12, 2014

    tele-a-cum-uter

    +0
  • justaslut February 6, 2015

    I'm in love lol

    +0
 
Home Videos Pictures Categories Submit Login Register